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BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Now thats not strictly true.

Besides, I'm not really bullied in school anymore directly.

But I got so fucking angry in math class today. I sit on the end of the row and the chick who sits next to me never speaks to me except to ask to use my shit. Anyway, the dude who sits the other side of her who she always speaks to wasn't in class today and instead of talking to me she just started having a conversation with the dude on the other side of that other dude while completely ignoring me. She still asked to use me shit tho

And in the cafeteria today I was eating alone minding my own business when some kid walks up to me with a fucking Polaroid camera like this is the fucking 1960s and he asks me to take a picture of him and his friends.

And every day without fail I can't just sit in the cafeteria in peace and listen to my music. Nope, every single day a group of at least 30 kids is singing happy birthday to some undeserving faggot giving him gifts and cutting a fucking birthday cake. Interesting to see how many kids are gunna buy me gifts and give me a cake when it gets to my birthday. Its not even like that bothers me, these kids are just so irritating it makes me so fucking mad
Haaaappy birthday to me
*bang* *bang* AHHHHHHH
HAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOO MEE
*pop pop pop* AHHHH HES GOT A GUN SOMEONE CALL THE
*BANG BANG*
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY DEAR PETER *sniffle*
hAAAAAPPY Birthday *sniffle* *snort* *raises gun to head* TO MEEEE
*POW*
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT!?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS H CHRIST ARE YOU ANIMALS DOING IN MY HEAD? WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE OUT OF HIS BUNK AFTER LIGHTS OUT? WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE HOLDING THAT WEAPON?!? WHY AREN'T YOU STOMPING PRIVATE PYLES LIGHTS OUT?!
 

BUTCHER 206

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Greek Yogurt
Cottage Cheese with fruit (Pineapple, peaches, blueberries)
Salads with Kale
Raw Bell Peppers sliced up
Small portions of chicken breast (approx 3-4oz or the size of a deck of cards)
Small portions of lean pork like pork tenderloin (3-4oz)
Oranges
Apples
Bananas
Celery with peanut butter and raisins aka Ants on a log

You gotta mix it up man, but that's cool you've stuck with this longer than a couple days I hope you keep it up if that's what you truly want to do
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Same shit 3 days in a row now and I plan on keeping it going

Shits healthy, substantial, and has minimal calories
It's not substantial at all; keep it up and you'll become sick and malnourished, possibly have to be hospitalized. You need protein and fats (not from some spread made out of oil either, natural fats like from avocado's and seeds and nuts and animals)
 

DaGrimProphet

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It's not substantial at all; keep it up and you'll become sick and malnourished, possibly have to be hospitalized. You need protein and fats (not from some spread made out of oil either, natural fats like from avocado's and seeds and nuts and animals)
I get a small amount of protein in my breakfast because I make my porridge with milk.

And yesterday I had an apple.