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InfamousICON

InfamousICON

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Just realized I haven't been legit drunk since February 2014 and I only know that date because it was my homies birthday party and I went full on raw diggity with this 20 year old Messican beezy my homie worked with lol

Best thing about that night was the next morning the chick had this look in her eyes like I was a huge mistake LMAO shit was great. Girl was a dime too, probably woke up like "did I really not only hook up with this old fat fuck, but did we even use a condom, OMG". I added her to Facebook a couple weeks later and she didn't accept LOL
 
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Hood Rat Matt

Hood Rat Matt

aka Goodfella (since '02)
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I'm not supposed to drink and I want a tecate so fuckin bad. I gotta admit I like having other beverages besides beer and water (that's all I would drink to try to offset the calorie and carb intake). Now I can drink a big glass of milk with my cookies and not worry about waking up with fag gut.
 
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GTS

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i pretty much drink thursday's, fridays saturdays and maybe a few sunday and monday for the last couple years ( God that sounds awful when you say it out loud)


i'm a damn creature of habit
it's hard to change the cycle
especially with 3 kids it's easy to reward your self after a long day because of how hard it is to be an active parent
 
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DaGrimProphet

DaGrimProphet

English Gentleman
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InfamousICON said:
Just realized I haven't been legit drunk since February 2014 and I only know that date because it was my homies birthday party and I went full on raw diggity with this 20 year old Messican beezy my homie worked with lol

Best thing about that night was the next morning the chick had this look in her eyes like I was a huge mistake LMAO shit was great. Girl was a dime too, probably woke up like "did I really not only hook up with this old fat fuck, but did we even use a condom, OMG". I added her to Facebook a couple weeks later and she didn't accept LOL
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You remember that time I was sending you hella weird video messages where you cant even understand what I was saying, and you were trying to interact politely with me without telling me to fuck off....that was actually pretty cool of you man, props.

I think thats the drunkest I ever got in my life. Home alone, 4 beers, then onto the jack daniels. In one of the videos I sent you the bottle is visible. The level was at the top of the label earlier that night, and after I sent you that video I drank like half of that tiny amount left in the bottle.

The next day was not fun, I'm telling you...
 
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