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EVERgREENRIDER

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Dec 18, 2008
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At the Pump
So I've had this lump in my neck for the past year, year and a half. On the right side kinda right where the glands are that swell up when you're sick. So the past week this lump has been hurting like hell and turned bright red. I went to the hospital today cuz its starting to make me worry. The doc proceeds to ask 4 times, so have you put a needle in it? As he's walking out he asks, no iv drug use? Nurse comes back with my discharge papers with it classified as an abscess. The muthafucka did an ultrasound on it and said it was solid, not liquid. By definition, an abscess is a puss filled pocket. Fucking doc convinced I'm a junkie shooting dope into my neck. So, I'm probably gonna die. Goodbye Freedom Town Besties
 
Jan 29, 2005
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PHX
So I've had this lump in my neck for the past year, year and a half. On the right side kinda right where the glands are that swell up when you're sick. So the past week this lump has been hurting like hell and turned bright red. I went to the hospital today cuz its starting to make me worry. The doc proceeds to ask 4 times, so have you put a needle in it? As he's walking out he asks, no iv drug use? Nurse comes back with my discharge papers with it classified as an abscess. The muthafucka did an ultrasound on it and said it was solid, not liquid. By definition, an abscess is a puss filled pocket. Fucking doc convinced I'm a junkie shooting dope into my neck. So, I'm probably gonna die. Goodbye Freedom Town Besties