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[BUTCHER 206]

Hey @gimmefreemusic how was your day best friend? I hope you cool man. Hey you wanna play skype connect 4?

They dont sell E&J over here, but courvoisier is cheap as fuck, probably because its European.

I was tempted to buy a 40 of crooked I from that online store I was talking about just to try it, but they were out of stock. And O E had a shipping time of 5-6 weeks.

So I'll probably wait until some nigerian prince leaves me some gold and I can fly to the US to lose my malt liquor virginity.

why the fuck do you want to drink malt liquor that shit is terrible. the only reason anybody even drinks it is because its cheap and guaranteed to get you faded. that shit is poison though for real man they add in extra shit to fuck you up or something i swear

 

[BUTCHER 206]

id drink a 40 of oe right now though if it was put in front of me lol ayy lmao

 

[DaGrimProphet]

why the fuck do you want to drink malt liquor that shit is terrible. the only reason anybody even drinks it is because its cheap and guaranteed to get you faded. that shit is poison though for real man they add in extra shit to fuck you up or something i swear

I got a fuckin weird taste man you forget I eat beans on toast while drinking rum straight out the bottle. And I like a lot of the weird dark british beers, so I'm sure theres a chance I might like matl liquor.

But really tho I just saw all those St Ides commercials and I just want to know how it tastes.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

yeah hate to break it to you but that shits been extinct since probably before you were born you goddamned idiot lol fuck you

nah just kidding, my best friend

 

[InfamousICON]

I was tempted to buy a 40 of crooked I from that online store I was talking about just to try it, but they were out of stock. And O E had a shipping time of 5-6 weeks.

So I'll probably wait until some nigerian prince leaves me some gold and I can fly to the US to lose my malt liquor virginity.

Stop being so infatuated with American rap culture, shit is poisoning your brain.

Have you drank beer? If you answer yes you know what malt liquor tastes like. Malt liquor is just a cheap lager. Go buy yourself a shitty lager beer, print an OE label at home, glue it to your beer and it's the same thing lol

 

[DaGrimProphet]

id drink a 40 of oe right now though if it was put in front of me lol ayy lmao

yeah hate to break it to you but that shits been extinct since probably before you were born you goddamned idiot lol fuck you

nah just kidding, my best friend

Wait wtf do they not sell St Ides any more?

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Stop being so infatuated with American rap culture, shit is poisoning your brain.

Have you drank beer? If you answer yes you know what malt liquor tastes like. Malt liquor is just a cheap lager. Go buy yourself a shitty lager beer, print an OE label at home, glue it to your beer and it's the same thing lol

lol I was just curious man. The only difference between drinking regular cheap lager and malt liquor is the high alcohol content and the big ass bottle. Over here these kids just drink cheap cider in big bottles but it had like 2% alcohol so they just follow it with stupid amounts of vodka. That always seemed fucking lame to me, I dont understand these young peoples "party" culture.

But I am currently listening to Mr Mafioso on a pair of walkman headphones I just found so I cant really comment

 

[Nuttkase]

I've probably drank like a thousand 40s of Olde E in my life.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

lol I was just curious man. The only difference between drinking regular cheap lager and malt liquor is the high alcohol content and the big ass bottle. Over here these kids just drink cheap cider in big bottles but it had like 2% alcohol so they just follow it with stupid amounts of vodka. That always seemed fucking lame to me, I dont understand these young peoples "party" culture.

But I am currently listening to Mr Mafioso on a pair of walkman headphones I just found so I cant really comment

no theres a huge difference. for instance 211 im pretty sure they just add in pure ethanol into the cheapest nastiest unfiltered trash beer they can brew. if you let a 211 sit there opened for like a day you can actually see it start to separate and see the poison floating in there lol

 

[InfamousICON]

lol I was just curious man. The only difference between drinking regular cheap lager and malt liquor is the high alcohol content and the big ass bottle. Over here these kids just drink cheap cider in big bottles but it had like 2% alcohol so they just follow it with stupid amounts of vodka. That always seemed fucking lame to me, I dont understand these young peoples "party" culture.

The alcohol content in malt liquor ain't even really much higher lol it varies by state due to different state laws, but it's usually around 5.5% to 8%. OE in Cali has a different abv than OE in Georgia for example. But the highest you find is 8%. It ain't like them IPA's that got like 12% and shit like that.

 

[Nuttkase]

My friend banned Olde E High Gravity in her house because people would get too fucked up and fight people they didn't know that were over or break shit. Like she would literally say "No Olde E High Gravity" on the phone to you when saying to come through for a kick back lol Regular Olde E was cool though. Do they even make High Gravity anymore?

 

[Nuttkase]

no theres a huge difference. for instance 211 im pretty sure they just add in pure ethanol into the cheapest nastiest unfiltered trash beer they can brew. if you let a 211 sit there opened for like a day you can actually see it start to separate and see the poison floating in there lol

@nolettuce usually drinks 211 but I'm pretty sure it's because he's in such close proximity to Everett he has too. It's like a law or something up there.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

My friend banned Olde E High Gravity in her house because people would get too fucked up and fight people they didn't know that were over or break shit. Like she would literally say "No Olde E High Gravity" on the phone to you when saying to come through for a kick back lol Regular Olde E was cool though. Do they even make High Gravity anymore?

pretty sure, i dont think ive even had regular OE i always grab the high gravity lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

@nolettuce usually drinks 211 but I'm pretty sure it's because he's in such close proximity to Everett he has too. It's like a law or something up there.

lol

 

[InfamousICON]

Still remember the good ol days as a teenager, would always buy King Cobra and Hurricane 40's cause the liquor store by our apartments always had them for $1.18 and the Korean ese didn't give a fuck and sold to us when we were 14-17 years old lol

 

[Nuttkase]

If I'm being real if downtown didn't have this stupid and pointless malt liquor/cheap wine law that it can't be sold in the downtown city limits I'd probably get a 40 of Olde E every couple of months. Nothing like a ice cold 40 on a hot day.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

wait nevermind yeah i have, dozens of times wtf am i thinking lol
i started thinking about the "800" part and all that

 

[InfamousICON]

I think 211 is one of the reasons I had stomach acid issues for awhile lol. Like 3 years ago when I was in Georgia I was fucking with 211 all the time for the fuck of it. I remember fools in this thread were cracking jokes back then too lol

 

[DaGrimProphet]

The alcohol content in malt liquor ain't even really much higher lol it varies by state due to different state laws, but it's usually around 5.5% to 8%. OE in Cali has a different abv than OE in Georgia for example. But the highest you find is 8%. It ain't like them IPA's that got like 12% and shit like that.

Well thats slightly disappointing. I saw St Ides was 8.2% but now I'm hearing its no longer in production.

The highest % beer I had here was like 6% or 7% but it was only a pint bottle and it tasted fucking horrible. Not like cheap lager, it was just a weird ale with a weird aftertste.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Well thats slightly disappointing. I saw St Ides was 8.2% but now I'm hearing its no longer in production.

The highest % beer I had here was like 6% or 7% but it was only a pint bottle and it tasted fucking horrible. Not like cheap lager, it was just a weird ale with a weird aftertste.

do me a favor go buy one of these