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[EVERgREENRIDER]

That's not a dog it's a dingo

 

[BUTCHER 206]

http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/wel...r-obesity-away-from-bad-diets/?_r=0&referrer=

lol

Also invite you guys to read this; especially anyone who's told me recently it's more efficient to outrun / out exercise a bad diet vs. counting calories:

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/06/1...tant-than-exercising-more.html?_r=0&referrer=

 

[Mac Jesus]

Good job butcher your doing big things with your health and you will live longer than me

 

[Mac Jesus]

Only you won't: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...-way-scientists-twist-the-facts-10158229.html

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Good job butcher your doing big things with your health and you will live longer than me

I haven't accomplished anything, ive only counted calories for like 75 days or so and im still a fat lazy piece of shit who eats terrible food and doesn't exercise

 

[Mac Jesus]

I haven't accomplished anything, ive only counted calories for like 75 days or so and im still a fat lazy piece of shit who eats terrible food and doesn't exercise

Don't say that! Your proana diet has been a success so far AND WILL ONLY GET BETTER.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Don't say that! Your proana diet has been a success so far AND WILL ONLY GET BETTER.

Thanks m8

 

[Mac Jesus]

I took a cab today and the driver starts talking and asking what I do, then he starts asking what kinda carbs people ate in the past and said he's on a paleo diet and wanted me to confirm that everyone should be.

 

[Mac Jesus]

What am I supposed to say to those crazy people butcher?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I took a cab today and the driver starts talking and asking what I do, then he starts asking what kinda carbs people ate in the past and said he's on a paleo diet and wanted me to confirm that everyone should be.

>going outside
>getting into a cab
>cab guy starts talking




holy shit man i don't even know how you made it in a situation like that and how you possibly got out of it, way too intense for me

 

[Mac Jesus]

The only way I could get out of it was by paying him money

 

[Mac Jesus]

"You ever find any arrow tips man" "how old were the arrow tips you found?!?!" ~ crazy cab guy

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"paleo" "keto" "atkins" "south beach" etc its all bullshit. Just calculate your total daily energy expenditure, set a goal slightly less than that but more than 1200 calories a day and eat whatever the fuck you want but track it the moment you eat it (myfitnesspal is a super easy app to use) and don't go over your daily limit

 

[Mac Jesus]

"Consume calories at a lower rate then your body burns them"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

If you want to stay the same weight, eat your tdee. If you want to gain weight eat over your tdee #SimplePhysics #CheckersNotChess

 

[Mac Jesus]

But man what did people eat in the past?!? We evolved to eat that kinda stuff not cheese burgers!!!!

 

[Mac Jesus]

Go eat bugs and bark and shit then you stupid cab guy no wonder you just work in a cab.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"Consume calories at a lower rate then your body burns them"

Thank you based black science guy neil degrasse tyson

 

[Mac Jesus]

Black science guys are smart huh butcher

 

[BUTCHER 206]