Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[cheeto]

Thanks for all the bday wishes guys.

RIP to Southerncomfort.

happy birthday

rip soco

rip the skipper

 

[cheeto]

Fuck you @Nuttkase @nolettuce

I'm never eating pistachios again

fuck worms

ima just eat peanut m&ms

 

[cheeto]

i will spread the word about this worm pistachio epidemic and convince everybody i know not to ever buy pistachios again till they get their shit together

 

[cheeto]

fuck pistachios

 

[cheeto]

@gimmefreemusic why u little!

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I'm never eating pistachios again

fuck worms

ima just eat peanut m&ms

You done fucked up @cheeto , you know butcher is gonna spend his whole morning/night tracking down pictures of peanut m&ms with worms in 'em.

 

[cheeto]

ay carramba

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You done fucked up @cheeto , you know butcher is gonna spend his whole morning/night tracking down pictures of peanut m&ms with worms in 'em.

Lol nah but I was going to say I've bitten into super nasty peanut mms before, filled with mold and shit

 

[cheeto]

You done fucked up @cheeto , you know butcher is gonna spend his whole morning/night tracking down pictures of peanut m&ms with worms in 'em.

i'll just tell nuttkase to not have a cow man

 

[cheeto]

Damn I just lashed wonderful pistachios like I've never lashed a company before lol I want to take it back but its too late. I'm not even upset, those pistachios were great lol. I channeled one of the psychotic residents who always complains did an impression of her

" Wonderful pistachios are not the premium product your company is claiming they are. Last week I found a huge clump of flavoring / salt in a bag of Sweet Chili pistachios; it was about the size of a golf ball. I'd guess it was probably about 3 grams of pure salt on top of what was already on the pistachios. Are you even trying to do any quality control at all? I thought it was just an anomaly, because your old product 'Everybody's Nuts' was extremely good and high quality. Today I found a disgusting worm / maggot looking thing in one of the shells with what looked like dozens of little eggs, which is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever found in a food item. Quit being greedy and allowing this disgusting trash to flood store shelves. It's no wonder every store I go to has dozens of bags of unsold wonderful pistachios. At what point did your company decide to abandon "Everybodys Nuts" and the 100% open shell guarantee and start selling smaller inferior tasting pistachios that are completely sealed shut about 10% of the time and half sealed 50% of the time. How can you package about ten times more salt than what you claim on the package and package disgusting bugs and eggs? What is your company going to do to fix this and will you ever offer a premium product ever again or should I just boycott this terrible product?"

copied and pasted this to them just now lol thanks butcher

 

[cheeto]

May the fight of Thizzmas.

somebody dumped a stolen car in my boys apartment complex so we ransacked it and i found a thizz latin dvd lol must of been kahs car

also had hood to hood 2

 

[jake921660]

i stole kahs car and fucked his mom in it then dumped it

 

[cheeto]

plus pistachios aren't even that good eNew4yz

 

[drunkaholic707]

K @KAH can you confirm this

 

[jake921660]

fuck off idiot

 

[cheeto]

i won the biggest stuffed animal at six flags last night

it as on the ring toss . those little ass rings u have to get on the bottle.

when i won they made a huge deal and started ringing this bell. they said its rare that anybody wins. only a couple people a week. so they asked me what i wanted and told them the biggest one they got and they went to some back room to get it and it was a huge ass lion. the bad thing was carrying that thing around all night but i felt like a king

 

[drunkaholic707]

fuck off idiot

May you get nothing in your kangaroo pouch