....sucks. Anyone ever get it? I woke up at 3 am today doubled over in pain. Finally drove myself to the ER at 7 o'clock and it turns out I have raging pancreatitis from massive amounts of tecate. I'm on 2 mg dilaudid every 2 hrs and still hurtin bad
Cool story I know. But anyone had it before?
No, I don't have that and never experienced it. What I did experience last week was Direct Vision Internal Urethrotomy or DVIU. When I was around 20 I took a nasty bump and was bleeding below the belt but never thought it would come back to haunt me like it did. In short, I was put to sleep, a tube was stuck down my throat, they went inside my dick with a camera, went inside my dick with a knife and made cuts so they can get the camera inside and look at my bladder (which is doing fine now but wasn't before.)
So I woke up hours later with a catheter inside of me and a bag strapped to my leg. Oh but it gets better! Side effects from the anesthesia and tube down my throat? Oh it was nothing, just a bit of vomiting blood and strong tingling sensations/numbness from my elbows to my fingers and from my knees to my toes. Constipation? You bet.
All of that was last monday, I went in on friday to have the catheter removed, I couldn't do it another day. Now when I piss it comes out like a water hose and I'm done in no time.
So, do you want to trade places? Whatever the case, I will keep you in my prayers and thoughts.
and props to
@S.SAVAGE
and
@EDJ
. They were the only members who knew what was going on or what had happened and they were keeping me in good spirits.
Oh, I forgot this one. When he removed the catheter? Worst feeling EVER. My folks heard me scream and they were rooms away. He deflated it, asked was I ready, I said yes and then he yanked it out. WORST. FEELING. EVER.