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Coach E. No

Jesus es Numero Uno
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that looks like a hell of a salad. I eat huge salads like that in the biggest bowl we have. Adding a grip of salad dressing, egg, bacon, and cheese defeats the purpose but it's still bomb
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
One time I was super smashed in Vegas and it was like 3am. My buddy and I wander to a 24 hour buffet and they have a huge salad bar. Apparently that sounded good to me and I start building a monster salad. Looking around "Where is the cheese? Where is the cheese? Oh hey there is some cheddar!" Pile it on top of the salad and sit down. Friend looks at me kind of funny as I get a big fork full of lettuce and cheese....




literally across the whole other side of the booth we were sitting at. When you are expecting cheese and get a mouth full of shredded it carrots well that's not hyphy at all.