I forgot to tell the rest of that crazy girlfriend story. Her parents were both blackbelts and her mom was clinically crazy like I said. She literally got sent to the mental hospital because....
The cops showed up to the house after her dad called for a domestic dispute. The cops come to the door, she answers the door naked and is being uncooperative and telling off the cops. She whooped like 3 cops while she was naked then took off running down the street. They threw her in the loony bin.
Her dad is Jerry Mercado. He held some Guiness record for breaking the most boards in one minute. I just tried to find a picture of him and he's a 9th Dan in Kempo. He was a nutjob too. He hated me. He used to offer dudes $100 if they could get out of his headlock. I told him I'm not dumb enough to try that. Then I knocked up his daughter I believe. Now he really hates me. Terrible story breh. Here's that fools website
Fighting Arts Dojo - Hanshi Jerry Mercado