Being out of shape while having sex UNAPPRECIATION

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Coach E. No

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I don't think he's been doing shows all that regularly. He's had a couple interviews recently on like David Letterman and Jimmy Fallon. The Letterman one kinda explains why he left. About as good as he's gonna explain it anyways.

He was pissed off at Neal Brennan I guess. I didn't really know that. He started to feel like the show was getting too racist towards black people. And he also felt way too much pressure after that 2nd season. He said he has like 10 million, he doesn't really need more money at this point in his life. I get it I guess, but he has a grip of fans out there. It'd be cool if he did another stand up at least.
 

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blunt_hogg559
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saw him at oddball comedy fest last yr in mountain view, he was pretty funny but his set was short
 
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I don't understand what the hell he's being doing. Ok he turned down $50m some years ago cus he freaked out or whatever, cool. But enough time has passed. Do something.
He explained why he left the show in an interview with David letterman, basically he said he already has millions, so he wasn't worried about the 50 mil
 
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Alot of niggaz dont know that when u beatin for long periods of time (esp wit a condom on), that (if ur doing it right) your chick is gonna get wet as fuck... And u gotta remember to whipe that shit off, or she aint even gonna feel it. I know some of yall niggas gon be like "o she gon feel this i got da big one!" but seriously, no, cuz after u been poundin it out for a minute and she gets too wet, she gon start to not feel it as much and get bored, and she aint gonna mention it to you cuz its akward forr them so u gotta be the one to do it.

So what u do is take your sex towel in your hand, and just grab yo dick twice, chh chh, and then whipe yo bitches coot thang twice, but easily... U wanna pat it more than whipe, like only whipe like a quarter inch upwards, like a lil pat-rub. Pshh pshh.

If u aint got ya sex towel, put your wrist up to the pussu and curve your hand amd just whipe from your inner wrist all the way up to your fingertips. And whipe it on her sheets.

And then stick it back in and see if she dont feel it way more.

Cuz sex is hella tiring i dont giva fuck what anybody say, and u gotta make every minute count. Cant be one of them niggas sittin there thinkin dey puttin in work, when really they gettin zeeero friction and theyre bitch is givin em courtesy moans.
 

Rasan

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#47
Do it for the fans. Same reason he wanted the Fugues broad to come back so bad
and if it aint about the money then it's nothing to either put some shit up on youtube or if he wants to go full blown tin foil head conspiracy theorist against big corporations then create his own website and host videos there.
there's more to the story. i mean damn, he went back to the motherland.
 
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Chappelle did a show at the wells fargo center in santa rosa last year and i was hella mad that i missed it.

Hes been doing that shit where it gets announced right before hes coming and it always sells out hella fast
 
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and if it aint about the money then it's nothing to either put some shit up on youtube or if he wants to go full blown tin foil head conspiracy theorist against big corporations then create his own website and host videos there.
there's more to the story. i mean damn, he went back to the motherland.
He said he was in Africa a week or two and only because he didn't want to be questioned about not showing up for work lol. Either way he was the funniest man of my time by far and probably still is if he starts doing anything again
 

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I don't understand what the hell he's being doing. Ok he turned down $50m some years ago cus he freaked out or whatever, cool. But enough time has passed. Do something.
he was in portland a few months ago and said it was the equivalent of someone handing you 50 million and when you went to grab it you saw their dick was in middle of it
 
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maybe you should just meet up with me, so you can get a life time presciption of pain killers?
...this would be a helluva sales pitch for a drug dealer

"Look nigga, you can either buy these ocs right now 2 for da $40, or i can beat up yo legs until you actually need these thangs, and then i aint gon be so nice and ima charge u fitty"