Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Palmer]

If I'm in the neighborhood I'll consider it. What's in it for me?

 

[Nuttkase]

ayy lmao

 

[ELPOLLITO]

stupid isis video won't play

 

[nolettuce]

If I'm in the neighborhood I'll consider it. What's in it for me?

Exclusive access to a Seahawks preseason game off my DVR and a 40oz of your favorite malt liquor.

 

[Palmer]

Exclusive access to a Seahawks preseason game off my DVR and a 40oz of your favorite malt liquor.

I'm a pay upfront type of breh. I will drop a mean dump only after I drink said 40 and watch the game. The 40 of my choice would be an OE HG. If you make it two I will bring a paintbrush and paint the feces onto the porch.

 

[Palmer]

Speaking of shit, I've shat my droors twice in the last 6 months....what's up with that? Not full on logs but runny ass shit. What's up with that?

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

ayy lmao

I swear the only english i heard was monkey see monkey do

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Speaking of shit, I've shat my droors twice in the last 6 months....what's up with that? Not full on logs but runny ass shit. What's up with that?

I probably woulda kept that one to myself

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Speaking of shit, I've shat my droors twice in the last 6 months....what's up with that? Not full on logs but runny ass shit. What's up with that?

Do you go long periods without eating then suddenly drink beer or coffee or eat a very high fat meal?

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Do you go long periods without eating then suddenly drink beer or coffee or eat a very high fat meal?

Yes. And i dont shit myself.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

#castiron gut

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Long periods like 2 days I mean

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Without anything anything

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

No liquids? Cuz i drink nuthin but milk for a day or 2 sometimes

 

[Palmer]

Alcoholics shit britches from time to time. I've done it 3 times, it's just unfortunate that it's been twice in 6 months. The one 6 months ago was when I was driving from Wenatchee to Everett. I didn't think it was shit, there was no wet fart, and the smell was really weird. I thought it was car that had weird smell. Boy or boy was I wrong

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Awesome

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

I came close coming off pills but fortunately no mud butt

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Cuddlebunker? For serio? Nice.

 

[Palmer]

I was super hammered both times. Yeah, driving from Wenatchee to Everett shit cocked wasn't the smartest idea. I even got pulled over and cop let me go. A miracle too cause I was hammered and if you ever get drunk with me you quickly see how I am super to tell how I'm hammered. Big luck id much rather drive for 3 hours with shit in my pants than get a second DUI.