lol @ me drinking too slow. That is hilarious man. You don't know how I have to try pretty damn hard to pace myself and it's still a 50/50 chance I will or not.
@nolettuce
can attest to this.
And I'm not saying that there aren't sixers that wouldn't get me fucked up. I had one of some 10% abv fancy beer and it did the job, but didn't get me shitfaced. Although I did keep on drinking once I finished it and did get shitfaced of course.