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Jun 23, 2008
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I had my phone fully disassembled then the property GM walks in. She was in the area and wanted to talk to me about these weed complaints this psychotic lady is always making. She convinced the board the smoke she smells every now and then makes her physically ill. Its obviously the neighbor cause they're always stoned but they deny it of course. So she proved they shared a common air vent and that's where the smell comes from. Then the smokers countered back with the fact the vent is shared by at least a dozen other units. So now anyime we get a complaint we have to use process of elimination to prove its the stoners, no matter the hour.

Say she calls a complaint this minute; I have to call and disturb about 10 different residents to warn them we've detected a noxious smell and ask if their unit is affected. Not only is this going to probably get me yelled at, it'll probably freak some people out.

All this just to give the offending unit a fine for offensive smoke affecting neighbors. Its fuckin so absurd.

Anyway all that to say I'm glad she didn't check the breakroom fridge cause I have a brew in there lol
You off tonight Butcher?
lol nuttkases comprehension skills lack strength
 
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Jun 23, 2008
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jake, you're white and foreign so I know you listen to techno and stuff

Link me some good stuff
lol i dont listen to that shit. i think BASEDVATO @BASEDVATO is the resident expert on terrible electronic music