jury duty

[RAVAGE]

do wut emma said! she knows everything.

 

[MobbinINda916]

How to get out of jury duty: Arrive with a t-shirt that says "Guns don't kill people, Cops kill people"

 

[Morena__]

Go in there straight reppin the hood. U know which one im talkin bout...BBW X4

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Jury duty lacks strength

 

[LiterACola]

i would just wear your ugly nigga shirt

 

[Rossibreath]

Walk up to the judge and drop a pencil on purpose and when you bend over to pick it up fart on him

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Go in there straight reppin the hood. U know which one im talkin bout...BBW X4

I like Big Beautiful Women, and i like me some Cholas too...

So whats good.

 

[ayo4yayo]

Cop this Dilla shirt and wear it when you go to the interviews. They will dismiss you from afar once they take a glance at you.

 

[lungsfull]

take a crayon and mark the box that says u dont understand english and mail it back u will never get one again.

 

[Dana Dane]

I used to BABYSIT the arresting officer & that didn't get me out of the shit..lol

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

1) don't register to vote

& the easiest fail proof way of getting out of it....

2) deny ever getting the jury duty notice in the mail. The mail isn't in your control and they can't prove you didn't get it.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Lol my dad got called for jury duty and dismissed when they found out it was his friend on trial ahaha

 

[iaoish]

Neil knows whats up

 

[SeriouslyThug]

2) deny ever getting the jury duty notice in the mail. The mail isn't in your control and they can't prove you didn't get it.

you know I wish it was the same for court dates.
One time I was living somewhere else and had a court date mailed to my parents' house. By the time they notified me of it they had received a second letter letting me know that I missed my court date and now had a warrant out for my arrest.
The shit is lame. I never knew we are obligated to check our mailbox.

 

[Rasan]

i guess i'm the only dude that likes jury duty. i'm always out by 12, and my company pays for the whole day, no questions asked, so its pretty much a free day off. i get pumped when i get a notice, cuz i know if i do get seen before i judge, my tinfoil head views are too extreme to even get picked.

 

[Rossibreath]

I wanna do it but I never got picked. I guess its cuz I don't vote.

 

[94509]

^^^ yes tattoo the huelga bird on your face

That's kinda what I did but didn't get the bird, haven't been called for jury duty since tho

 

[timewilltellu1]

i guess i'm the only dude that likes jury duty. i'm always out by 12, and my company pays for the whole day, no questions asked, so its pretty much a free day off. i get pumped when i get a notice, cuz i know if i do get seen before i judge, my tinfoil head views are too extreme to even get picked.

You aint lyin! Got my free day off tomorrow!

 

[dirtysanchez]

Walk up to the judge and drop a pencil on purpose and when you bend over to pick it up fart on him

i farted numerous times...they were all quiet but stunk like a bastard

 

[dirtysanchez]

i guess i'm the only dude that likes jury duty. i'm always out by 12, and my company pays for the whole day, no questions asked, so its pretty much a free day off. i get pumped when i get a notice, cuz i know if i do get seen before i judge, my tinfoil head views are too extreme to even get picked.

i had 2 full days and a half day...but they wrote on the paper i was there the whole 3rd day too..my work pays me..so technically i got a paid half day for sitting at home...could have been worse...still annoying