Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[NiNe2FiVe]

At least 3 neighborhoods in Quebec have been taken over by wild geese, the residents apologized to the geese for being in the way and left.

 

[0R0]

yea and now in atlanta they be having 2-3 DJs per tape, like are you fucking kidding me i gotta hear 3 diff sets of drops and shouting smh

 

[drunkaholic707]

Watching g.I. Joe the rise of cobra holy shit is this movie horrible

 

[0R0]

im glad this finally came out no dj, i couldnt sit thru the whole thing with all those drops smh

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Every July Canada holds the "Toronto Derby" it's like the Kentucky Derby, but they race moose and the winner gets a handshake from Alan Thicke.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Canada produces 80% of the worlds flannel and leads the world in Nutria bites.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

The mayor of La Tuque married his first cousin and died of rabies after a terrible beaver accident.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Citrus is banned in Timmins. They have never seen a lemon.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

He knows too much, he must be part Canadian.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Know thy enemy.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

 

[Snakegang]

@Snakegang , I ended up finding that black A's hat with the green logo/white outline...



Now I'm just looking for the old school A's hat with the kelly green crown/gold brim.

Nice! I don't think I've seen the gold brim one.

 

[drunkaholic707]

I've learned McDonald's makes some cheap ass cups alcohol always seems to ruin em while every other cup lasts

 

[Snakegang]

I'm sending out snakes stickers tomorrow, if anyone's interested message me your address I'll hook you up

 

[drunkaholic707]

Put some shoots in mine

 

[Snakegang]

Canada once produced it's own car, it was made out of wood and couldn't get over 50mph.

The snake's rival gang is the bad dudes and they're mostly Canadian immigrants . Gonna call la migra on them

 

[0R0]

I'm sending out snakes stickers tomorrow, if anyone's interested message me your address I'll hook you up

same one on your microwave?

 

[0R0]

or was that printer paper taped on there lol

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Who am i? Im your handsome white jesus motherfucker

 

[AlcoholicLoser]