One time we were camping on puta Creek for my bday. We were being too fun with drugs and alcohols so the pigs kidnapped us but there was like 20 of us so they couldn't take us all in so they took are cars and piled us in them and left us stranded at the motel 6 in vacaville. That place is fucked. Little did they know Jamie had hecka blow in her puss and we got more beer