I don't think you bastards understand the severity of the situation.
All I wanted in the whole world, my whole heart today was in getting an ultimate cheeseburger from Jack today.
Then to come home, drop my only drink, use half a roll of paper towels cleaning it up, then work threw a dry, mayoless chicken sammich, the only thing keeping sane is the knowledge my cheeseburger is waiting for me in the bag. Open the little box, that the heartless bitch at the drive threw gave me a 2nd dry abomination, that is now cold.
If you don't think that is a nightmare you should have your head examined.