Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

Whoever this guy is he's an honorary breh for sure

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

 

[drunkaholic707]

lulz at hatcher joining the shitskins

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Just cooked some of my world famous pesto chicken tortellini salad with roasted red peppers, squash, onions, asparagus, carrots, mushrooms, and extra parm. Smackin. I got an extra chicken breast and some extra roasted red peppers, might put them on a baguette with some st andre (my favorite soft cheese) for the smack smack.

 

[VERSACERO]

Whoever this guy is he's an honorary breh for sure

My cousin did that one time, the cop told him to put down the beer and he was like can I finish it and started slamming it, the knocked the beer out his hand, tacked him and took him to jail.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

chicken is so gangsta

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

My cousin is a douche bag.

edit: all my cousins are douche bags.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Fairfield police arrest man for biting off infant son's nose | www.ktvu.com

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

douche bag cuzzalos

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

From everyone in our "age group" between like 14-30, there's probably 10 of us. All of them except my sister and I, huge tools.

My oldest cousin Tom watches CNN and Fox and other news channels, and makes jokes about Bill O'reilly.

 

[Nuttkase]

Just smoked some more reefers and oddly enough my stomach has felt a lot better since smoking reefers earlier.

 

[Cut-Throat]

he could've got $1000 worth of cocaine and a $1500 suit instead

He could have got $1500 worth of cocaine, $500 worth of booze and a $500 suit.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

 

[drunkaholic707]

Fairfield police arrest man for biting off infant son's nose | www.ktvu.com

What a piece of shit

 

[Palmer]

Congrats on the job! Sucks about the suit. Is it a rip you can at least get tailored?

Thanks man. I now work like a block up the street from you. Wasn't my suit, was a customers. I ain't no where near a point in my life where I'm capable of dropping that kind of cash on clothes. Even though it would be like $1700 with my discount.

 

[Nuttkase]

Oh shit, hope that doesn't get you in trouble or something. And no shit where at?

 

[Palmer]

Oh shit, hope that doesn't get you in trouble or something. And no shit where at?

My manager pissed in her pants a little but she was understanding of the situation; it was an honest mistake, nothing careless. Cleaning crew left sharp ass metal rods hanging off a cart, I snagged one of the sleeves. Nothing the alteration folks could do about it. I'm at the downtown nordo.

 

[nolettuce]

My boss and his wife, who are from Taiwan and speak minimal english, call annoying customers pendejos behind their backs. I tried asking them who taught them that but language barrier prevents an answer.

 

[Nuttkase]

Sounds like it wasn't the biggest deal. Hopefully it wasn't some snobby rich dude and he understood shit happens.

That's cool breh weren't you at the Northgate one prior or am I making that up?

 

[Palmer]

Sounds like it wasn't the biggest deal. Hopefully it wasn't some snobby rich dude and he understood shit happens.

That's cool breh weren't you at the Northgate one prior or am I making that up?

Yep. WAYYY better store downtown though.