Fresh off of work this mornin tryin to do the right thing...
went to my highschool to get a copy of my transcript so I can HOPEFULLY get this bomb ass job....
after that I'm goin home headed eastbound on the freeway.....windows down...slappin T-Nutty tryin to stay awake....no weed...you kno...righteous shit...
when all of a sudden a bike cop appears out of no fuckin where on my bumper...lights on....siren...with his right hand up....
I was confused as fuck cause I was doin everything right this time......I wasnt whippin past cars doin 90 in my big white boat...(i kno i need to stop that shit)
As Im pullin over I got mad for a split second....that was the nigga in me....but I quickly brushed it off
Once I pulled over and stopped...I must have been movin in slo mo because no sooner than I turned the engine off...on my right I hear "Hello sir...the reason why I pulled you over is because it looks like you didnt have your seatbelt on....Do you have it on?".......
startled the shit out of me...
I was so happy that THAT'S what he pulled me over for.....because if I dont do shit else...Im wearin my seatbelt...I aint tryin to fly out the window face first...I'm not tryin to go out like that..
anyway....Once he asked me that, I happily grabbed the strap across my chest...pulled it..and looked at him with a smile....o, I'm WEARIN my SEATBELT mr bikecop officer!!!!
He then proceeded to tell me that he couldnt tell with the type of seat that I have....which I understood but still thought was gay(he coulda rode up on the side of me and looked first)...
Then he asked to see my liscence(just cause he pulled me over..so he said)...which I also thought was gay...what if my shit wasnt valid??!!!!
I showed him my L's....he immediately says "Have a nice day"
my response was ...."You too"
And here we are right now...no ticket no nuthin...
went to my highschool to get a copy of my transcript so I can HOPEFULLY get this bomb ass job....
after that I'm goin home headed eastbound on the freeway.....windows down...slappin T-Nutty tryin to stay awake....no weed...you kno...righteous shit...
when all of a sudden a bike cop appears out of no fuckin where on my bumper...lights on....siren...with his right hand up....
I was confused as fuck cause I was doin everything right this time......I wasnt whippin past cars doin 90 in my big white boat...(i kno i need to stop that shit)
As Im pullin over I got mad for a split second....that was the nigga in me....but I quickly brushed it off
Once I pulled over and stopped...I must have been movin in slo mo because no sooner than I turned the engine off...on my right I hear "Hello sir...the reason why I pulled you over is because it looks like you didnt have your seatbelt on....Do you have it on?".......
startled the shit out of me...
I was so happy that THAT'S what he pulled me over for.....because if I dont do shit else...Im wearin my seatbelt...I aint tryin to fly out the window face first...I'm not tryin to go out like that..
anyway....Once he asked me that, I happily grabbed the strap across my chest...pulled it..and looked at him with a smile....o, I'm WEARIN my SEATBELT mr bikecop officer!!!!
He then proceeded to tell me that he couldnt tell with the type of seat that I have....which I understood but still thought was gay(he coulda rode up on the side of me and looked first)...
Then he asked to see my liscence(just cause he pulled me over..so he said)...which I also thought was gay...what if my shit wasnt valid??!!!!
I showed him my L's....he immediately says "Have a nice day"
my response was ...."You too"
And here we are right now...no ticket no nuthin...
