Reason #343 to not sign up for auto-pay

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mrtonguetwista

$$ Deep Pockets $$
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PONTIAC, MI (CNN) - For years, the payments went out of the woman's bank account.

Nobody batted an eyelid. Bills were paid. And life went on as normal in the quiet neighborhood of Pontiac, Michigan.

Neighbors didn't notice anything unusual. The woman traveled a lot, they said, and kept to herself. One of them mowed her grass to keep things looking tidy.

At some point, her bank account ran dry. The bills stopped being paid.

After its warnings went unanswered, the bank holding the mortgage foreclosed on the house, a common occurrence in a region hit hard by economic woes.

Still, nobody noticed what had happened inside the house. Nobody wondered out loud what had become of the owner.

Not until this week, when a worker sent by the bank to repair a hole in the roof made a grisly discovery.

The woman's mummified body was sitting in the backseat of her car, parked in the garage. The key was halfway in the ignition.

Authorities say they believe the woman died at least six years ago. They're still trying to figure out what happened.

"I've been doing this 37 years. Never seen anything like this before," said Undersheriff Mike McCabe of Oakland County, Michigan, just outside Detroit.
 

fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
Sep 27, 2004
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ok brehs, i got this. story time you scallwags.


with her money running low, and her lawn not being kept to her liking (should have went to the lawn forum) she decided she would take one last trip. the trip to end all trips. the trip of the mind. so she subscribed to "shrooms and hallucinogens weekly"



to make sure she got the proper dosage and substance, placed her order and patiently waited. unbeknownst to her, the little creature who steals her pills from her





chose your own adventure....
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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ok brehs, i got this. story time you scallwags.


with her money running low, and her lawn not being kept to her liking (should have went to the lawn forum) she decided she would take one last trip. the trip to end all trips. the trip of the mind. so she subscribed to "shrooms and hallucinogens weekly"



to make sure she got the proper dosage and substance, placed her order and patiently waited. unbeknownst to her, the little creature who steals her pills from her





chose your own adventure....
Page. 16.....
"... switched her Ortho Tri-Cyclen with cyanide and You Die."

Fuck back to page two that didn't count redo
 
Feb 19, 2006
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The reason I never use auto pay is I don't trust these creditors, they might make a "mistake" and "accidentally" drain my bank account when I'm not looking. Then you're stuck fighting for your money back. So instead I just wait until my service is about to be suspended to pay the balance.