Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Cut-Throat]

I've never one shit on scratchers. None. Ever.

And I'm always the guy next to the guy that wins.

Fuck scratchers.

You buy won dollar scratchers?

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

You buy one dollar scratchers?

I've bought them all from $1-$10, a few times a year, for years. It's a mathematical anomaly. Never a single win.

Every year my aunt buys me $20 in scratchers for Christmas in various combinations, not a single dollar or ticket won.

 

[cheeto]

won + won = too

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Everyone keeps saying scratchers

I call them scratch tickets...

 

[infinity]

NightBlazer • 13 hours ago Real niggas go on XVIDEOS and have 4 tabs of pornos and never make it to the second video

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

A couple months ago I was a donut shop with a friend and he convinced me to get a $2 scratcher with him, he won $20 I won nothing, I said I knew I should have picked up his instead of mine. So the next day were at the same shop, again buy $2 scratchers, this time we set them down and I pick which one I want, same damn result, he won another $20, now I'm out $4.

 

[infinity]

won + won = too

juan + juan = tu

 

[infinity]

oh shit Spanish puns? i'm next level with my comedy right now

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Fuck it

I'm gonna getba $10ticket and if I win its proof I'm jesus

 

[infinity]

why does my sister always say "no me tocas"? we're not even mexican but she says it every time I drink too much wine

 

[infinity]

"the body of christ compells you"

 

[infinity]

how bad does it look buying a 6-pack at 1030am

 

[gimmefreemusic]

It is 12:44 hurr and if I can get my ass outta bed I'm going for bblunts and beers.

 

[infinity]

that's all I needed. thanks gimmefreemusic. I shall give you some free music in return.

 

[infinity]

 

[iaoish]

 

[infinity]

lmfaooooo it gets funnier the longer it plays

 

[Mixerr]

Door review is now up on Mixerr Reviews! https://www.facebook.com/notes/mixerr-reviews/mixerr-reviews-89/372374866238971

 

[infinity]

savethread. the day begins

 

[0R0]

you peep that st vincent s/t travis? i think you'd like it