Birthdays

[savage]

What yall do for your woman on her birthday

My woman's bday is around the corner, just trying to get some cool ideas on what to do for her lol

 

[S.SAVAGE]

I kicked the bitch out.

....happy birthday, bitch.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

not saying you should do the same, but it's always nice to remind a bitch on her birthday that she is not really needed, but more 'put up with'

 

[Rasan]

depends on how long ya'll been together and how much you willing to spend
dinner, day spa, and a nice gift should do it.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

depends on how long ya'll been together and how much you willing to spend
dinner, day spa, and a nice gift should do it.

or you can just kick the bitch out & save some money, it's on you @savage it's your life bro I aint tryin to run it I just give awesome advice. lol

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Eat the vagina

 

[cheeto]

duh stupid

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

taco truck

 

[S.SAVAGE]

 

[savage]

chit yea they do lol

 

[savage]

depends on how long ya'll been together and how much you willing to spend
dinner, day spa, and a nice gift should do it.

I lost count already, I think we're going on year three lol

 

[Rasan]

how much you willing to spend

 

[savage]

probably about tree fiddy...or no maybe at least a buck fiddy...somewhere's around there

 

[Mac Jesus]

instead of 'mommy' put your girlfriends name, cuz otherwise that'd just be hella weird. up to you tho.

 

[savage]

I cant make it outta elbows, we probably goin to eat that shit for dinner one of these days

 

[Mac Jesus]

yeah it's pricey, but she'll respect you for it.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Get her on a bender. Problem solved.

 

[savage]

well maybe afterwards we can just scrape that shit off and then cook it

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Tell her "happy birthday, youre too old now and im leaving you. I got you a birthday present, its my half-ownership of the fridge, its in the kitchen... I want you to know this is not your fault. Its your lil sisters fault"

 

[NovaKaine]

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