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BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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0R0 @0R0 move to washifas and get a job at the taco bell in seatac. Discounted tacos, the minimum wage is $15 an hour, and ill drive you to work its like a 5 min drive. You can sleep in the back of my car

This life can be yours for $350 a month
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
The lotto is $400 million. I told a coworker if I won that much money, id walk into work and "make it rain in 1's" on a manger I hate then spit on him and walk away.
I had a daydream I won the lotto once while bored at work. In it I worked for like 6 more months, not telling anyone. During a busy ass night when the managers help more with the actual floor duties I'd say "I'll start cleaning #6" to the floor staff. Then once in the auditorium I'd just leave down the back emergency exit (there aren't any alarms), not cleaning it at all, and never return or make contact with anyone from work ever again.

I'd be like an urban legend around the theatre and no one would ever know exactly what happened to me.