Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

u getting ur dreads hit up today bruh?

lmao, nah, not today. i usually go get em done at my homegirl's house in north oakland or at the shop she works at in funktown.

 

[Nuttkase]

Those chicken parm things are kinda weird but pretty good. Like it's not whole pieces of chicken in them like I thought it would be. It's like a chicken, parm cheese, tomato sauce mix is the best way I can describe the inside. Like literally supposed to be chicken parm on a stick I guess. They taste good but I don't know if they are worth $5.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I went to the pet store for to buy a clipper blade. The lady asks me if I need help, I tell her I need a 50 blade.

She says: No, were out. I can order it for you.

I say: No, that's cool, its not important I can order it myself.

She says: Are you a dog groomer?

I say: No, I'm a barber.

She says: You intend to use a dog clipper blade on people?

I say: You bet your monkey ass I do.

...then I c-walked back threw the parking lot to my vehicle...

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

kinda don't want the tomato sauce

 

[Nuttkase]

Actually after eating a couple more these are pretty damn good but you should get like five times the amount for the money. Like these should come in a big plastic bag of 50 like chicken nuggets for around $7.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Not reading that conversation that was already had by some other ese's in a far away land

 

[ELPOLLITO]

That post quite possibly broket my brain

 

[Nuttkase]

How many eses does it take to write a essay?











































































13

 

[Nuttkase]

Do Nortenos say vato?

 

[0R0]

no they say nigga

 

[ELPOLLITO]

That's a lot of eses writing an essay

 

[Nuttkase]

no they say nigga

Yeah that's what I thought.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

14 niggas vs 13 vatos holding these ballons

 

[Nuttkase]

No one says nigga more than Asian gang members though, not even black people.

I used to know some Cambodian Bloods from Lake City up here and every other word out of their mouths were either nigga or dog.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

cleaned up thy yard before it starts to rain got damn im way outta shape

Fat ass

 

[Nuttkase]

That new Thee Oh Sees song rules.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Ughhh hung over.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

I cant find my remote, tom and jerry is on.

 

[Nuttkase]

Umm, yo. This makes me feel old as fuck, and kinda bad for some reason even though she's 20 now, but that chick that was in The Rock memes from some movie a few years back

Has some ass for a 5'0 tiny white girl

 

[drunkaholic707]

Fat ass

excessive alcohol back to thy gym monday hopefully a lot of these new year resolutions quit