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LMAO fucker.

You know damn good & well I aint a juggalo, thats a mime, fucker. lol


& DUDE, didnt wanna post it on IG, because I got little nephews & nieces & cousins n shit that follow me, but that night:

I took 2 E pills & was raling mountains of yola when we got to this halloween hippie party in the santa cruz mountains; & was on a good one... out of nowhere, here comes JESUS, carrying a lifesize cross & all that & says "Take this in remembrance of me" & tilts my head back & squirts about 10 liquid hits of acid on my tongue.

within minutes, I had lightning bolts shooting out of my fingers & I could destroy people & objects with my lightning bolts.

I was fucking the place up bad, in my mind... & I recall "going for a hike" & wandering off in the dark wilderness in the middle of the night by myself.

EDIT: when I went off in the woods I met satan & he told me that he had dressed up as jesus to give me the drugs & I tried to shoot him with my lightning & he disappeared.

....one of the best nights of my life LOL

my brother said he thought I was going to die because my eyes kept rolling back in my head
I did liquid acid one... and it was my first and last...
 

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I did liquid acid one... and it was my first and last...
ya breh, I did A LOT in the 90's ...can't do drugs no more, but it was fun while it lasted.

one time I put it in one of my eyes, & even tho I was frying balls, the one eyeball was a cartoon for the majority of my trip.

I got some really really crazy experiences using LSD, not to be mistaken for L @LDS lol
 

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also, was gonna hit the casino for happy hour by my work in Rancho Cordova. shit was packed with middle aged assholes, so i bounced without getting a drink.


hit the dive by my house, the Round Corner (apparently the Deftones used to frequent this joint) and got 2 Sierras and a shot of Jameson for $10.50 total. holy fuck.


walked home, a house is on fire 4 blocks away from mine, hella cop cars and fire trucks. i walk right past, crack my tall can, chug it, get home and crack this Anderson Valley Hop Ottin' IPA in a can.


It's bahl hornin muhfuckas. (I dont know what "muhfuckas" is, in boontling.)


if u gotta ask what boontling is, wikipedia that shit
 

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yes it is. since u hate bars u'd like this place. dont ever try to play pool there, that place is fulla sharks


but seriously the drinks are wit thy cheap shit


edit: and by hate bars I mean spending a rack to get tipsy
 
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