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Mac Jesus

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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drunkaholic707 said:
so this girl ive kicked it with fucked her a couple times told me she is married with kids we talked on the phone for 2 minutes when she told me so i hung up but ive never actually met her i dont know what to do
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be careful her man might find out that you two fucked when you never met and so she'll decide to say you raped her to save her own ass. It can be a bad situation for everyone.
 
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DFresh77

DFresh77

Sicc OG
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My ex hit me rush with the "I might be pregnant" line... and I haven't fucked her since the beginning of November...

My reply "oh really? I think you're calling the wrong guy..first of all, I haven't seen you since November and the last time we had sex..I didn't nut because you got my at me for putting it in your ass?"

Her: "it's yours and I know it, you're the last guy"

Me: "right, good luck..you can keep it and I know it won't be my kid..call Maury for a paternity test and call up the potential fathers. We both know it's not me"


She went crazy over the phone and I hanged up..
 
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Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
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DFresh77 said:
My ex hit me rush with the "I might be pregnant" line... and I haven't fucked her since the beginning of November...

My reply "oh really? I think you're calling the wrong guy..first of all, I haven't seen you since November and the last time we had sex..I didn't nut because you got my at me for putting it in your ass?"

Her: "it's yours and I know it, you're the last guy"

Me: "right, good luck..you can keep it and I know it won't be my kid..call Maury for a paternity test and call up the potential fathers. We both know it's not me"


She went crazy over the phone and I hanged up..
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You hanged up?
 
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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
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#177,840
DFresh77 said:
My ex hit me rush with the "I might be pregnant" line... and I haven't fucked her since the beginning of November...

My reply "oh really? I think you're calling the wrong guy..first of all, I haven't seen you since November and the last time we had sex..I didn't nut because you got my at me for putting it in your ass?"

Her: "it's yours and I know it, you're the last guy"

Me: "right, good luck..you can keep it and I know it won't be my kid..call Maury for a paternity test and call up the potential fathers. We both know it's not me"


She went crazy over the phone and I hanged up..
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ya fuck that shit breh

ole girl waited damn near 4 months to tell you?
 
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