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[BUTCHER 206]

Damn.....so I fucked this chick a few times and I'm texting her tonight and ask if she wanna come kick it and then nothing for hella long.....:ermm:

Well it is like 2am lol

Or were you in the middle of a convo then bam silence

 

[Defy]

nevermind, she just texted back, I'm not mysticaloracle

 

[Defy]

I'm assuming she showered......I ask if she wanna come over and she said "to do what"




wtf you think??!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Get a piece of paper and draw two boxes on it, one saying yes, one saying no, then write "do you like Like me??"

Hand it to her and run away
If she hands it back to you and runs away and the box is checked yes thats wifey material right there

 

[Defy]

awwww, the bitch is on her period

 

[Defy]

how do I ask for head without being a pompous asshole?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm assuming she showered......I ask if she wanna come over and she said "to do what"




wtf you think??!?!?!?!?!?!?

To play with legos and build pillow forts

 

[Rasan]

how do I ask for head without being a pompous asshole?

"yo mouth aint bleedin' tho.."

 

[BUTCHER 206]

how do I ask for head without being a pompous asshole?

"your mouth isnt bleeding is it?"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"yo mouth aint bleedin' tho.."

Lol

 

[WT SAVAGE]

anal

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Didnt e40 say "jesus christ had dreads, so shake em" or something like that

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

#medicated

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Didnt e40 say "jesus christ had dreads, so shake em" or something like that

that was the opening line on "tell me when to go"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I aint got none but im plannin on growing some, imagine all the hebrews goin dumb...

Thats all i remember
Something about whipping tight ones in chariots or somethinf

 

[BUTCHER 206]

that was the opening line on "tell me when to go"

Ahh now its clear lol

 

[gimmefreemusic]

I've had a bowl packed for like an hour but that fuckin thread LOL

#smokeeee

 

[gimmefreemusic]

LMAO Cheeto saying mystic "strokes" her nipples, that fuckin thread, hahahahaha

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Cheeto had like ten good jokes back to back

 

[Defy]

chick: I can't do anything
me: what you mean?
chick: like nothing sexual
me: wanna kick it another time then?