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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
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Tinypic updated some shit awhile back that changed up all the picture link codes or whatever, you know the 23wr32.jpg stuff at the end, so more or less all the pics ever hosted prior to the update are all fucked up. I was looking through an old thread on another site and it was hilarious what the people were talking about and the pics were showing now.
 
Mar 25, 2005
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FUCK BIRDS....I REMEMBER BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL SOME BITCH ASS CROW WAS TRYING PECK ALL UP ON MY VIETNAMESE HOMIES HEAD...PROBABLY CAUSE HE HAD SOME OF THAT FINE ASIAN HAIR THAT THE BIRD WANTED TO MAKE A SMOOTH AS NEST WITH....ANYWAY, I SMACKED THE SHIT OUTTA THAT BIRD WITH MY ROLLED UP BINDER..... RIP BITCH ASS CROW....

COOL STORY BRO BRO.....
 

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
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EAST SAN JOSE
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FUCK BIRDS....I REMEMBER BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL SOME BITCH ASS CROW WAS TRYING PECK ALL UP ON MY VIETNAMESE HOMIES HEAD...PROBABLY CAUSE HE HAD SOME OF THAT FINE ASIAN HAIR THAT THE BIRD WANTED TO MAKE A SMOOTH AS NEST WITH....ANYWAY, I SMACKED THE SHIT OUTTA THAT BIRD WITH MY ROLLED UP BINDER..... RIP BITCH ASS CROW....

COOL STORY BRO BRO.....
ya man fuck birds.... my best friend, to this day, still gives me shit about a 1986 incident when I was in 6th grade & a seagull was flying over the quad at school during morning break & as soon as I looked up... BLAM! ...birdshit on my fucking eye.

fuck a bird.

B @birdloco ....no disrespect holmes. lol
 
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i remember back in like 7th grade we use to feed the seagulls bread and put an alkaseltzer in it, never seen one blow up thow, but this one time i put a laxative in with the alkaseltzer i seen that bird shat out a bunch foam all over this girl while she was reading..