Cartman from south park forces Chris Rock jr. to knock her up, or walk home..far

[xraidedloc831]

RED FLAG at "I DO NOT WANT A CONDOM" Even if he got one shes the type to turn that shit inside out and put it back in!

 

[S.L.A.B]

That guy talks/sounds like a faggot

 

[xraidedloc831]

More like Chris Tucker Jr not Chris Rock.

 

[Rasan]

this has happened to me before. however the chick was 5'6, 130 pounds and was a dime so i didnt mind being held captive.
the broad in the video? i rather walk lol

 

[GHP]

Why does that clothing garmnet on top of the pile of the laundry the same pattern as the wallpaper though?

I was asking myself the same question.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Lol at people who don't make sure their bedding matches the wallpaper. Fucking losers.

 

[Chree]

lol he kinda sounds like devin the dude

 

[xraidedloc831]

^^Chree quit fuckin around with them beezys! haha

 

[Red Ryda 916]

bet he ended up headbutting the balloon knot....no condom? headed straight to the wagonwheel to knock the spokes off that bitch.

I drink too much,Peace to everclear.

 

[MysticOracle]

RED FLAG at "I DO NOT WANT A CONDOM" Even if he got one shes the type to turn that shit inside out and put it back in!

i would take it a step further and say she's the type to put holes in the condom

or better yet...shes the type that would wait for you to toss the used condom and then fish it out the trash and then empty the contents of the condom into herself later...

i've had a girl do these things with me in my earlier years....i heard a great way to stop that from happening...tobasco or your hot sauce of choice...keep some by the bed ...when your finished add some to the used condom....if she tries to get funny..the jokes on her and her burning vagina

 

[Mac Jesus]

i would take it a step further and say she's the type to put holes in the condom

or better yet...shes the type that would wait for you to toss the used condom and then fish it out the trash and then empty the contents of the condom into herself later...

i've had a girl do these things with me in my earlier years....i heard a great way to stop that from happening...tobasco or your hot sauce of choice...keep some by the bed ...when your finished add some to the used condom....if she tries to get funny..the jokes on her and her burning vagina

For real? You put Tabasco sauce into your used condoms? If a girl is going to go picking through the trash to get the condom - the shit ain't going to work for her to get pregnant. But now she's going to think you got some weird medical condition since Tabasco sauce is red. Too much effort - I'll let my sperm cells die in the trash can and let her be a fool who tries to get pregnant with them.

Fucking bitches be crazy if they really doing that tho.

 

[MysticOracle]

For real? You put Tabasco sauce into your used condoms? If a girl is going to go picking through the trash to get the condom - the shit ain't going to work for her to get pregnant. But now she's going to think you got some weird medical condition since Tabasco sauce is red. Too much effort - I'll let my sperm cells die in the trash can and let her be a fool who tries to get pregnant with them.

Fucking bitches be crazy if they really doing that tho.

semen can live up to 48 hours in a condom...some die quickly others dont...

now imagine you get done fucking dispose of the condom in the trash as normal...now you either go to sleep or do something else whatever it may be...the broad really really likes you or maybe she just wants a kid because her "clock" is on a countdown to crazy town....so she goes to the condom in the trash...runs to the bathroom or possibly already in the bathroom with it and empties the contents of said condom into herself ...and boom misses her period and you get that funtastic call saying she's pregnant ... im good off that shit, a few drops of tobasco or hot sauce of your preference will do the job just fine...its safe and effective..and a guaranteed she wont be doing that again anytime soon...its quite comical when it happens and very eye opening to the type of person she actually is ...if you want to be super stealth get norte red condoms, that way they cant tell ...

you do what works for you, i'll stick to my methods ..if pouring hot sauce into a condom is too much work for you chances are you wont enjoy what having a kid you dont want entails

 

[S.SAVAGE]

...how bout just flush the rubber when your done?

make life easy on yourself, I don't carry a bottle of tapatio in my back pocket at all times, especially if I'm out getting laid lol WTF?

 

[S.SAVAGE]

...uh ya baby, that bottle of tobasco is just for ....uhhh, ummmm, uhhhhhh.

MERP HERP DERP

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[StillHustlin]

i would take it a step further and say she's the type to put holes in the condom

or better yet...shes the type that would wait for you to toss the used condom and then fish it out the trash and then empty the contents of the condom into herself later...

i've had a girl do these things with me in my earlier years....i heard a great way to stop that from happening...tobasco or your hot sauce of choice...keep some by the bed ...when your finished add some to the used condom....if she tries to get funny..the jokes on her and her burning vagina

semen can live up to 48 hours in a condom...some die quickly others dont...

now imagine you get done fucking dispose of the condom in the trash as normal...now you either go to sleep or do something else whatever it may be...the broad really really likes you or maybe she just wants a kid because her "clock" is on a countdown to crazy town....so she goes to the condom in the trash...runs to the bathroom or possibly already in the bathroom with it and empties the contents of said condom into herself ...and boom misses her period and you get that funtastic call saying she's pregnant ... im good off that shit, a few drops of tobasco or hot sauce of your preference will do the job just fine...its safe and effective..and a guaranteed she wont be doing that again anytime soon...its quite comical when it happens and very eye opening to the type of person she actually is ...if you want to be super stealth get norte red condoms, that way they cant tell ...

you do what works for you, i'll stick to my methods ..if pouring hot sauce into a condom is too much work for you chances are you wont enjoy what having a kid you dont want entails

stop lyin and why you know so much about semen and nothin bout pussy? How old is u bruh?

 

[gimmefreemusic]

I'm sure you gotta keep the tobasco sauce in arms reach when youre having all that phone sex.

I found this pic of mystic after a 49ers loss

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

i would take it a step further and say she's the type to put holes in the condom

or better yet...shes the type that would wait for you to toss the used condom and then fish it out the trash and then empty the contents of the condom into herself later...

i've had a girl do these things with me in my earlier years....i heard a great way to stop that from happening...tobasco or your hot sauce of choice...keep some by the bed ...when your finished add some to the used condom....if she tries to get funny..the jokes on her and her burning vagina

Bull fuckin shit, somebody be listening to too much Tom Leykis......

 

[MysticOracle]

Bull fuckin shit, somebody be listening to too much Tom Leykis......

in fact, the idea came from tom leykis...it was only after it happened to me that i realized that shit was real..leykis 101 all day

 

[taetae]

I just met with a buddy who told me his uncle was having problems with his wife; she bought some sex lube shit and he was wondering why she bought it cuz they never had sex. Long story short, he chopped up some habanero peppers and put it in her lube. Then he got drunk and told the family what he had done - they made him call her and tell her; needless to say they are now divorced after like 20 years LOL. Irish ppl.