ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER HAD THIS HAPPEN?

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May 5, 2002
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WXS STOMP3R said:
I GOTS TO KEEP MY SHIT CLEAN MAN. NEVER KNOW IF YOU MIGHT GET SOME MORE ASS OR A BJ LATER ON OR WHAT.
PLUS I AINT TRYNA HAVE MY BOXERS AND SPANTS SMELL ALL FUNKY.
shit i used to go around with the smells of some fresh cut on my balls. I swear it used to get the oes goin. Ive had a few go from one to the next without a shower lol
 

MysticOracle

si vis pacem para bellum
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YOU GET A GIRL ALL DRIPPIN WET, FUCK HER, DROP HER OFF, BUT YOU CANT CLEAN YOURSELF OFF RIGHT AWAY FOR SOME REASON, SO YOU WAIT TIL YOU GET HOME LIKE 10 HOURS LATER, AND YOUR DICK STARTS ITCHING CUZ OF THE SHIT SHE LEFT ON YOUR DICK? :(

NOT AN STD EITHER, THATS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL PARK! BUT IF ANY OF YOU HAVE, ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO CLEAN UP WHEN IN A RUSH?? IVE BEEN TOLD BABY WIPES, ANY OTHERS?
yup, it would happen to me if i would fuck in the morning and then go directly to work...her wetness would leak down and would make balls itch something terrible....the only remedy is to wash it off...i keep those wet wipes in the car for such an occasion now..
 
May 16, 2002
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First & foremost I know this thread is old, but it's an interesting subject worth bring up again.

I'm a fat ugly dude who's had a whole lot of pussy in my time. Short, tall, fat, chunky, thick, skinny. Hairy, shaved, trimmed, landing strip, big tiddies, medium, small etc. Every race I could get it into (there's been a lot), but never has this happened to me.

Yes, I've done the wipes, the sink in a public bathroom. Shit I've even walked into a hospital to do the sink wash. And I've got it in, in the night time, in the middle of the night & the next morning in that order. Had sex a through out the day multiple times, but never had the itch like some of you explain.


You dirty fuckers been fucking hookers or straight up hood rats. Ratchet ass bitches LOL!
 
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^^ nah.. sometimes i just be layin there after a fuck session with the breezy on some cuddle shit for a while. she aint wipin nothin off cause shes wore the fuck out and on the pill. so i might pass out for a hour or two before i clean the cock off. sometimes all the way till morning if im faded or pilled out. and if i wake up late and i gotta jam out quick like for whatever reason i just put clean shorts and shit on and deal with sex dick till i get the chance to shower next time im home. i mean there was a time where i was runnin from hole to hole and makin sure i was clean before each smash but im gettin older.. and girl im with lays it down nice so im not trippin. never had an itch though.. stank smell yeah but never an itch. idk bout that.
 

AlcoholicLoser

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Jun 3, 2002
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ill tell yall some nasty shit. One time I was hitting my girl on her period bareback. So naturally there is blood. After we were done I fell asleep. I woke up and looked at my dick. There was a thin film of dried blood on it. I had to peel that shit off. It came off like how when a snake peels its skin. Except it was blood...hahaha
That Siccness
 

Coach E. No

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You ever bang a girl and you're tryin to hit it quick and leave and her bathroom is a mess and there's no soap, toilet paper, towels or nothing in there? You look in the cabinets and there's literally nothing in there but like .25 ounces of Wal-Mart brand mouthwash in there? Me either.
 

Coach E. No

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Its funny cuz for whatever reason bitches will hella give me props for having wet whipes like in my car or wherever... Like "oooh a moitht towelette that comes in thoo handy!" Im like bitch, did you even know that i keep those for friday night ball-cleansing emergencies lol
You only bang women with lithpth?
 

STICK

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all you need are 5 things.

1. Access to hot water.
2. Hand/face towel.
3. Rubbing Alcohol
4. Baby Powder

soak towel in hot water
scrub like a mad man
rub down w/ rubbing alcohol. (will expose any cuts u mightve had)
rub down with warm water again
sprinkle some baby powder on the area

good 2 go
Why the fuck do you have cuts on your dick???

And yeah I know this is old, so I'm not expecting a response from him.
 

MysticOracle

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Then again, I'm a fat fucker who showers daily LMAO!
well ummmm i found that it happened more after i shaved my balls ....so not sure if there was a correlation between the two...but i would fuck and the juices would cause an irritation on my ball area if i didnt rinse off...and sometimes i just couldnt be late for work so i left the house without so i hope you understand my predicament