another reason to hate walmart

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Fuck Walmart! They fired me back in 2010 for giving discount to families that couldn't afford certain items like milk and bread. I was just trying to help those who woulda gone a day without. Is that wrong?
yes its wrong.you cant help the needy with someone elses feria homeboy.it dont work that way...pinche robin hood.
 
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Apr 25, 2002
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The dude price matching at Walmart twice a day and being an ex professional wrestler is too fucking much. Are we sure this isn't an article from The Onion?



Is he wearing a sleeveless hoodie? lol Okay time for me to log out of the internet, maybe even life.
Wait, before you log out, watch this video of the guy from the article (Joe Cantrell) singing about virgin tiddies in Walmart:



Here's a full version of the song he was singing:



Lyrics:

Well the motorcycle club had a party,
And all the young virgins were there.
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair.
Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world,
The ones my Daddy first told me,
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
And the end of my fantasy.

I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

Met her in a local honky-tonk,
Told her it was love at first sight.
She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
And a place where she could spend the night.
Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before,
So I told her the three biggest lies in the world
As we danced across the floor.

I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

Busted in a Birmingham robbery,
He didnt have no money for bail.
The judge bound him over to the local grand jury
And the Sheriff threw his young ass in jail.
They put him in the cell with a pervert,
That later tried to climb in his bed.
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat,
And these are the words that he said,

Good Buddy- "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
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Fuck Wal-Mart and their shitty customer service. Me and boys use to prank call them all the time back in the day. Them old ladies who picked up the phone would hella fall for those Arnold Schwarzenegger sound boards. My boy use to work at one. He took one of their walkie talkies after he got fired. We use to park at different walmart locations and call out a bunch of emergency codes that he knew. We would smoke a blunt and watch employees/management run outside. Shit was hilarious!
 
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i used to post up late nite in front of walmart. rollin up some of that good old arizona reggie bush and blaze up. chillin on the bench while the blunt was smoked. go inside of the store hit up the little food place and get the grub on. this was a few years before mcdonalds got installed in each walmart store. hella smellin like reggie bush smoke just kickin it for 2 hours in the resteraunt eating like 2 or 3 times lol. employees and door greeters not givin a fuck i was smellin like weed
 
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If it sounds like the viral story of a Pinal County man getting a lifetime ban from Walmart for price-matching is too good to be true, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office says that's because it is.

ABC 15, which ran the story this week of a man named Joe Cantrell, who claimed he got a lifetime ban from the store for his frequent use of Walmart's policy of matching other stores' prices on items, is getting called out by PCSO.

"Every responsible news station in Phoenix waited to get a copy of the investigative report from the Sheriff's Office, yet ABC15 news felt it was in the public's best interest to tell only the side of the story provided by Cantrell," reads a PCSO press release/smack-down. "After the story aired on ABC15 it quickly grew to a national story, furthering the inaccuracies and portraying Walmart as the bad guy in their story."

His story was that he was handcuffed by deputies and banned for life, just for price-matching.

Here's what Cantrell left out of the story, according to PCSO:
Cantrell was heard threatening employees with statements "I'm going to mess this mother f_ _ _ker up" while yelling at a cashier, he told employees he didn't care if he got kicked out of the store because he "was going to f_ _ k up, the cashier and he would be waiting outside for him in the parking lot and he was going to do him in."

The Sheriff's Office was called by Walmart, but Cantrell had left the store before deputies arrived. Before leaving, he told the manager "I'm not the person to F _ _ k with, next time I come in I will beat his ass." A deputy investigated the case as employees were afraid for their safety. A video was captured by store security and PCSO deputies recognized Cantrell from prior contacts. Deputies were unable to locate him at his last known address...

Cantrell posted on his "Facebook" account (December 2nd, 2013) "Tonight I almost whipped a Walmart employees ass." One of his Facebook friends responded to his post and said, "I know you heard Joes gonna kill you in the back of your head. But you did the right thing by walking away mad and not kicking his ass and doing to jail." (sic.) Cantrell then responded back to that post by saying, "I have to be honest with you Richard I came very close."
That was actually on December 2, when Cantrell was, yes, causing a stink because a Walmart employee explained to him that they wouldn't do a price-match for the "Black Friday" ads he brought in.

But the details provided by PCSO were conveniently omitted from the initial story, of a man who just loved the low prices at Walmart so much that they banned him for life.

According to the Sheriff's Office, Cantrell's arrest came three days later, when he went back to the Walmart.

"Cantrell was detained by deputies and then cited and released for one count of Disorderly Conduct and one count of Threatening and Intimidating," according to the press release. "Earlier this week, the Pinal County Courts issued an injunction against harassment ordering Cantrell to have no further contact with one of the employees involved in this incident; otherwise he shall face arrest and further prosecution."
 
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Mtt? Lol nah but I just raped wal mart after I returned 4 black friday xbox live cards and the lady called her manager because she didnt know the protocol on how to return them. Manager told her to just scan it, he failed to notice my shit was discounted cuz of black friday at 13 bucks. Cards are 24.99 at reg price. Checked my walmart discover card 3 days later and sure enough got 100 bucks taken out my bill. I win