I heard 2 assholes talking the other day about being out riding their bikes. Complaining about how people drive around them, I mentioned that bicyclists are bad people and deserve to have rocks thrown at them, or something like that...They responded with the typical:
"We deserve equality on the road."
To which I said:
"Ok, then you should have to take a class, pass a test, and obtain a license to ride a bike, maintain a clean license, register your bike yearly, hold liability insurance, and wear a safety vest with your license # on the back, so when you run lights we can send the ticket to your house...or if you don't like that, you can get the hell out of the way and obey the traffic laws."