The internet hella sucks compared to what it used to be

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Mac Jesus

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I remember back when I first got the internet shit was awesome. I used to spend hours talking to girls online and fucking with folks heads.

Yahoo chat was the shit back then.

I used to fuck with people so much. There was this one older lady (Hella old), her sister (hella older), and the first older ladies daughter (mid to late 20s) who used to message me and go on webcam all because of a message that was circulating yahoo chat that said I was a serial killer. Shit was fun.

This other time me and my bro staged a fight on webcam in a chatroom full of people and from watching the webcam folks thought I got seriously injured... "should we call the police?" "we don't even know where they live" "I think he might be dead" Shit was hella funny to listen to on the mic.

Go on Yahoo chat now and it's fucking lame. No one uses it except spam bots.

And who remembers Napster? That shit was awesome. I met this girl through Napster who lived in my province... she sent me her picture and I was like "damn she hella cute" then one day she gets a webcam and I'm like throw it up and all of a sudden I notice that hella ain't the girl who was in the pic she sent me, cuz this girl on cam is hella ugly. I had sex with her anyway. Hella before any of those online dating sites.

Things were better then.
 
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HAHA Damn dogg, I was just sitting here thinking how bad the internet sucks compared to what it used to be.. And then I saw this thread. Its so damn true.

I'm trying to figure out how I used to spend so much time on this shit, 10 years ago I was a beast online HAHA not like a net bully or nothing but just all over the pplace.. now I can't even find a web site, and I hate FB and shit.. I still use FB, but to be honest, I miss them myspace days.. and even before myspace, there was forums I used to fuck with , I cant even find nowhere interesting to go nowdays..

can yall list some good forums? im tryna get back into the online world but its starting to bore me to death..

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the internet was sh!t in 1986 when I just began using it (I know, this would mean Al Gore did not invent the internet, hard to believe). It was dope cuz all it was mostly piraters and hackers that did not harm everyday peoples systems, they just ripped games and hacked the gov systems. It was sh!t because it would take all goddamn day to dl a game, hell it took forever just to connect to a forum. Of course there was no Siccness.net then so fuq everything I just said.
 
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Mac Jesus

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Yeah people did not know how computers and Internet worked back in the day and that made shit even funner. I'd pick fights with people on purpose then send them an IM and say "uploading virus" .... "15 percent uploaded..." .... "25 percent uploaded" and hella times they'd log off real quick. Another time my friend used to play some online game and so I went on his account and told everyone I had a hacker program called duplication nation and if they sent me there money or special items I could duplicate them and send them more. Hella people got pissed when they sent me their shit and I ran away with it. Haha can't do this shit no more. Fucking 90s babies.
 
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diablo 2 was hilarious for that. id tell ppl id give them duplicates of my white gear and bugged swords with like 100,000 dmg and shit, but theyd have to download a program that "masked their user info and hid them from blizzards filters" and send them the link. it was a bot program that ran their character into the nearest corner, dropped every item they had onto the ground, then force quit them from the game. lmao. id just leave the server to make their stuff disappear cause it was usually junk anyway. dumbasses would sometimes wouldn't even realise they got bopped and would ask to do it again. that was the most ruthless cutthroat game ive ever played. no mercy no love anywhere lol
 
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lol @ 56k dial up fuckin up every 15 minutes. downloadin a 50 mb porn scene took 4 hours. u could browse for porn without a firewall or antivirus. a mp3 took 15 minutes and a 100 mb cd took 8 hours to download lol. since the ip changed every time u connected on dial up there wasnt a need for things like antivirus or antispyware
 
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Mac Jesus

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I try and find ways to fuck with people now a days but its harder. Like there's omegle to fuck with strangers but 99 times out of a hundred it's just some old dude's dick (90s babies fault for that, btw). Then you go to post something on your FB account and then you have to stop and think, my coworkers will judge the shit out of me for this, I could lose my job (fucking 90s babies). So what the Internet needs is to go back to anonymous Internet chat rooms, but that still won't be like it used to be because of 90s babies.
 
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one of the best scams when i was still a scrub on diablo 2 involved 'hexes', these little charm things that were super valuable and good for trading. you get a different charm that looks identical, and offer the real one to someone for an item you want but is worth way less than the hex. do the trade legit, but have your inventory completely full so the trade doesn't complete. then say, 'ah shit, my inventory is full, let me get rid of some of this junk', then make space, do the trade again but swap the legit hex for the decoy. theyre so eager to rip you off they dont look at its stats and they hit trade super fast. then usually tell you 'HAHA I RIPPED YOU OFF FAGGOT" or something that makes it even more hilarious. i got 'rich' doing that. the best was when i tried to bop a great bow from someone, switched the decoy hex, but they had switched to a decoy bow. lmao. scammers scamming scammers.

you cant do anything close to that in todays games without permanent bans and shit. everything is soft. wheres the anarchy and ruthlessness
 
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Mac Jesus

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The moral of the story is that Jake @Jake numbers destroyed the Internet and I can't even properly @ him because he has too many numbers for anyone to ever remember but he's a faggot and he ruined the Internet for everyone. Fucking 90s babies.
 
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