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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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I love Chinese food but they give you so much and overall most of it is really shitty when reheated. Like it does the job if you are hungover but reheated pizza or something is so much better. Really try to only get Chinese when I'm chilling with 2-3 other people and I know we will kill most of it when we buy it.
 
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DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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ordered chinese delivery one time in the city and it was some of the worst food ive ever eaten. everything was undercooked/raw, like i got some garlic noodles and the noodles weren't even cooked and the garlic was literally just chopped and thrown in. garbage.
 
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Ne Obliviscaris

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you just described the years 2002-2009 for me. I had a boy just like that. gave him a spot to live since he fell out with his pops, gave him clothes, paid for his food, sometimes this mother fucker would say he wanted us to go eat, he would order hella food, and then when the bill came, he would complain about how expensive it was and say "im just gonna dine and dash", id be like dude what the fuck!? im not gonna do that. so i would end up having to pay for everything! what an asshole.

i distanced myself from those types of dudes now lol.
Since we're all telling these stories I might as well contribute my cool story, breh.

So when I finally permanantly moved up here it was because I broke up with my girl down in portland. I'd been living in her dorm room, selling sacks of weed for beer money, so needless to say I didn't have many resources. When she and I broke up I had no idea what to do and basically no cash. My mom's company had an apartment up here, actually a super nice place, that they used for when a client or employee needed a place to stay, so I crashed there mostly and stayed in the moore hotel or the st regis when there was a client there. Nuttkase @Nuttkase can vouch for how shitty those fucking hotels are.

So one of my super close friends back in portland was starting to pick up a dope habit, and I told him to come up and crash with me in the apartment, so he comes up, kicks and then we rent a little two bedroom apartment once I we both find jobs. This fucker never pays rent once and never tells me, evicted. I get a new apartment, this fool gets kicked out of one place after another, and me, being a good friend, always let him come sleep on the couch ever time. Eventually he picks his dope habit back up, and is sleeping behind the bank of america in Nuttkase @Nuttkase 's hood and when its raining really badly calling me and i'd usually let him roll through. He tried to kick a couple more times on my couch, never happened. I go out of town, and this fucking junky ass motherfucker robs my house.

I get it that he's a dope fiend and thqts what dope fiends do, but there's like three million people in seattle, rob someone's house that ain't taken care of your ass like a big brother for 8 years, ya fuck.

TL;DR

I too have had some mooching ass friends, and mooching ass junky friends are the worst.