The official grand theft auto 5 gameplay thread ***spoiler alert***

[2-0-Sixx]

15k isn't bad at all. I'll have to do one of those 30 lap racing tips to up my driving skills first.

I'll need some practice I always end up hitting a car going a million miles an hour and flying off those fuckers to my death haha

 

[$CASH$]

When I'm bored and tired of missions I only pull drive bys on motorcycles. You can hit the deep cuts the cops can't. Plus you get a few XP for evading so it's not like it's a complete waste of time lol.
Level 15 and the survival shit finally opened up for me. It's all I do but I was going at it alone. I get so close to passing wave 4 but I need help.

How the fuck come they don't let you keep the weapons you snatch in Survival??
Anyone else finish a mission and find other people were watching you when you hit the voting screen? That shit kinda creeped me out the first time cuz I spent like 10 min shooting it out with Vagos doin dumb shit like driving into on-coming traffic for fun. Tryin to get my handling down. If I had a mic motherfuckers would hear me yellin and cursing and all that shit lol.
It's like getting a birds eye of how other people operate but idk how to watch others.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Lmao! I've spectated a couple times only cuz I joined late. It's kinda entertaining watching crew members or whatever fuck up haha I remember watching Mr G I think in his Jason hockey mask drivin hella fast went straight into a pole i couldn't stop laughing for some reason just the site of Jason mobbin in a car full speed into a pole was too much too handle lol

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

When I'm bored and tired of missions I only pull drive bys on motorcycles. You can hit the deep cuts the cops can't. Plus you get a few XP for evading so it's not like it's a complete waste of time lol.
Level 15 and the survival shit finally opened up for me. It's all I do but I was going at it alone. I get so close to passing wave 4 but I need help.

How the fuck come they don't let you keep the weapons you snatch in Survival??
Anyone else finish a mission and find other people were watching you when you hit the voting screen? That shit kinda creeped me out the first time cuz I spent like 10 min shooting it out with Vagos doin dumb shit like driving into on-coming traffic for fun. Tryin to get my handling down. If I had a mic motherfuckers would hear me yellin and cursing and all that shit lol.
It's like getting a birds eye of how other people operate but idk how to watch others.

If you had xbox we could help you out, me tlaloc, namo, and ecose play that shit all the time,

 

[Darkshowdown]

I'm level 21 and only have $65,000 in the bank. Social Club shows I have made $299,000 and spent $230,000. I have no idea what I waste my money on lol. I bought a garage for $30k, probably about $15k on my car. The rest ammo, hospital bills, and armor? No idea

getting killed man. thats what i was posting before that shit take mass money away when you killed by players with higher levels

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

Usually after we finished the last wave we keep all our weapons minigun, nades, stickys, snipers, Rpgs, grenade launchers weapons we havent even unlocked.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Usually after we finished the last wave we keep all our weapons minigun, nades, stickys, snipers, Rpgs, grenade launchers weapons we havent even unlocked.

but i think if you leave online you lose them, and of course you cant buy ammo for most of those

me and WilliamE206 cleared level 10, you get a trophy and 20,000 lol

ill play add me cash, BUTCHGOD206

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

but i think if you leave online you lose them, and of course you cant buy ammo for most of those

me and WilliamE206 cleared level 10, you get a trophy and 20,000 lol

ill play add me cash, BUTCHGOD206

Yea I forgot to mention that, just stay online and use em up before you log off.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Lmao! I've spectated a couple times only cuz I joined late. It's kinda entertaining watching crew members or whatever fuck up haha I remember watching Mr G I think in his Jason hockey mask drivin hella fast went straight into a pole i couldn't stop laughing for some reason just the site of Jason mobbin in a car full speed into a pole was too much too handle lol

if youre in a place with a tv, like garage or apartment, you can change the channel to weasel news and watch the other ppl in the same game session run from the cops. its awesome lol. theres a little headline, "Breaking News! Fugitive 2-0-Sixx leading police in high speed chase!" and the point of view is from their news chopper. you get to see what ppl are doing while theyre wanted lol

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

Some sluts lol

MIKE COULDNT HELP HIMSELF

Mikes wife going to sleep after she just got pounded

KILLED THE SHRINK

FUCK COUGARS

FUCK PIGS

BEFORE

AFTER

QUICK ARMORED TRUCK JACK MOVE

 

[BUTCHER 206]

^lol, have you ever run in at night, amanda is laying in bed and you hear a vibrator, 'oh! i thought the door was locked'. always constant impotence and sexual inadequacy jokes against michael.

You are now aware neither Michael or Amanda have blond hair.
You are now aware Michaels son has the exact same hair color and style as Michaels psychiatrist.


*SPOILERS*
after i killed michaels psychiatrist i started banging and killing dozens of hookers, and banged all the strippers to get even

 

[2-0-Sixx]

if youre in a place with a tv, like garage or apartment, you can change the channel to weasel news and watch the other ppl in the same game session run from the cops. its awesome lol. theres a little headline, "Breaking News! Fugitive 2-0-Sixx leading police in high speed chase!" and the point of view is from their news chopper. you get to see what ppl are doing while theyre wanted lol

Thats awesome! I know GTAO has had lots of problems, but there are tons of things like this that make the online experience dope as hell

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

^lol, have you ever run in at night, amanda is laying in bed and you hear a vibrator, 'oh! i thought the door was locked'. always constant impotence and sexual inadequacy jokes against michael.

You are now aware neither Michael or Amanda have blond hair.
You are now aware Michaels son has the exact same hair color and style as Michaels psychiatrist.


*SPOILERS*
after i killed michaels psychiatrist i started banging and killing dozens of hookers, and banged all the strippers to get even

LOL Yea I could never get a good pic of her tossing the vibrator.

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

NEW CALL OF DUTY WEAPON SHIT STICK 3000!! GAMES COME OUT EVERY 6 MONTHS!

DONT GET MOLESTED!

LOOKING FOR PARTS FOR SOME BITCH ON A RAFT IN SHARK INFESTED WATERS

THIS IS THE UFO YOU GET AFTER YOU FIND ALL THE ALIEN PARTS.. WEAK

I WAS HOPING IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS BUT BIGGER

WTF IS THIS ABOUT LOL

ALL DONE

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I just noticed on the Social Club, under your Crew, you can see all the pictures every crew member takes in GTAO. Of course I see a bunch of dead hookers from Butcher haha

 

[NAMO]

time for lunch then time for GTA O

missed it like a crack pipe, im back baby!

 

[ImmortalLowlife]

I'll be on soon too nigga

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

MY GTA ONLINE CHARACTER (DID WHAT I COULD BUT WASN'T SATISFIED WITH CUSTOMIZATION)

ME AND TLALOC GETTING READY TO ROB STORE

TRIED TO HIDE IN THE RACE TRACK BUT 1 TIME WASN'T HAVING IT

FUCKED UP THE RIDE TUMBLING DOWN HILLS

LOST THE PIGS, NOW BACK IN TLALOC'S GARAGE

NOW INSIDE TLALOC'S APT

DRINKING SOME BREW IN TLALOC'S KITCHEN

THE END

 

[ImmortalLowlife]

MY GTA ONLINE CHARACTER (DID WHAT I COULD BUT WASN'T SATISFIED WITH CUSTOMIZATION)

ME AND TLALOC GETTING READY TO ROB STORE

TRIED TO HIDE IN THE RACE TRACK BUT 1 TIME WASN'T HAVING IT

FUCKED UP THE RIDE TUMBLING DOWN HILLS

LOST THE PIGS, NOW BACK IN TLALOC'S GARAGE

NOW INSIDE TLALOC'S APT

DRINKING SOME BREW IN TLALOC'S KITCHEN

THE END

Me either, my dudes a skinny little bitch.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

yea i just said fuck it and left my guy as the rick grimes looking dude, after randoming like 500 times lol