Open letter to AP9 and the Siccness
@AP9
If I see you son Imma smack the slaves outta you nigga.
Son I wanna make it real clear that I dont hate you nigga. I think that u be wantin to prove that u aint actually that tender tho namsayin?. So u tried to get some beef to pop off wit Lavish D. Thats like bein at a new school n wantin to show the other kids that you aint no bitch nigga so you go stomp some kid from the special ed class. I jus cant condone this niggas actions b. Like I said tho Timebomb aint got no hatred for u dude…but u really do seem like the type a nigga that would find a wounded butterfly n repair its wing n shit nahmean. Son u a meadow dweller. u probably serenades birds n squirrels namsayin.
let me tell you how I see it yawfeelmebreh
AP9 is like the nigga at the party that wont go home. No nigga on the face of the earth has stuck around while doin almost nothin of importance for this long b. I think we was good after Headshotz son. You aint need to drop 4 other full albums after that tho. You coulda left b. Niggas coulda lived without your corny blue poodle and kiss and tell attention whore shit. Son been on Cornball status for a minute namsayin,
Son im tellin u this cos your moistness levels has been percolatin like a muthafucka namsayin.
Son looks like he closes his eyes when he brushes his teeth nahmean. This is the type a nigga that wraps his mouth on the outside of the bottle when he has a beer. The nigga probably marinates hisself in lotion for hours when he gets home son
You need to Get your panty pantyhose hearted self out my sight b.
Forreal forreal.
This dude wrestles kittens yo. Son probably owns a giga pet namsayin. If you slapped this dude it would probably sound like glass breakin.
If reincarnation was real this nigga would come back as play doh son. Real talk.
AP9 your heart got a ponytail. Son u could probably make any origami animal I ask you to namsayin. You the type a nigga to sprinkle rose pedals on your bed before you go to sleep n shit. Son u could probably frost a cake usin your eyes nahmean.
To the ap9 cheerleaders and fan
this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up. He might got some songs that yall might enjoy n shit but he a straight glitter blooded nigga wit a bullshit ass rhyme book when it come down to it nahmean.
This nigga rite here is a human bellybutton son. The only form of touch this nigga is capable of is a caress namsayin. Fuck outta here wit the fake Nino Brown shit too you shrimp cocktail ass nigga. This little muthafucka jus refuses to let his career die wit some honor or dignity nahmean.
Word is bond this nigga is his own worst enemy too yo. The last time anybody took this nigga serious was when Messy Marv was making dope music.
To top it all off the nigga be lookin more suspect than two niggas sharin a hot dog from opposite sides n meetin in the middle nahmean. Am I the only one thats seein this shit?
Technically this nigga has already mastered failure n moved on to the level that comes after failin tho. Son has evolved past bein a regular failin ass nigga. This nigga has developed his own science when it comes to that shit….its “quantum failure” nahmean. This nigga can fail without even bein awake yo. Son can fail in a dream n bring that shit back wit him to his conscious state namsayin. The nigga can inception fail his way thru life. The nigga can find the fail buried 4 levels deeper under the failure that you actually see. The nigga can fail about 78 times per heartbeat g. In fact by the time you finish readin this sentence the nigga will have failed approximately 468 times namsayin. This nigga is usin methods of failure that niggas aint even seen since the ancient Mayans n Egyptians was on earth still yo. This nigga is usin approaches to failin that brought upon the destructions of entire ancient civilizations son. Think its a game yo? This nigga takes his failure very fuckin seriously son. He dont want no failures happenin unless he involved. No chains snatched…no faces smacked…no nothin. A nigga falls off his bike in the park….he wants IN.
AP9 is a conflicted mayne,The niggas aura is shaped like a teardrop b. If this aint a nigga wit a identity crisis I dont kno what is namsayin.
Son probably weighs about 190 or 200…n at least 50 of those pounds gotta be due to female hormones alone yo. But aint nobody mad at the nigga for all that effeminate shit. That cornball shit aint the facade. Its the fake ass shit that niggas cant look past namsayin. Ayo son its not a game mayne
Meanwhile the nigga looks like a newborn rodent. I got jeans that weigh more than this muthafucka b. Get him the fuck outta here.
There aint one muthafucka in the industry who crowns hisself for more accomplishments that he never actually accomplished than ya boy AP9 be doin nahmean. no hate though he jus emotionally delicate n he got the personality of a 7 year old rich kid from Bel Air namsayin. If you aint never seen the nigga throw a tantrum you either dont got access to the internets or you jus dont actually kno who the fuck son is at all son. But son is mad protective over his image b. Like.. more than normal niggas usually is namsayin. This the type of dude who updates his own wikipedia page b.
Cmon son…that emotionally fragile shit aint whats poppin at all breh