Lmao @ not gettin into the club cuz ur wearing cargo pants...
This story kinda reminds me of when we took my boy to the strip club for his first time. The ugliest stripper there at garden of eden who looked like shehad just pushed a baby out in the dumpster on her break, comes up to him tryna sweet talk him n shit n she takes him towards the back for a private dance. So one minute later they walk back out front and shes yellin at him like "what do i look like a cheap whore?!?!" N hes sayin sorry hellla embarassed...
Well this dumbass nigga thought the stripper just really liked him, like he was special or somethin, and went back thinkin the private dance was free! When she started tellin him her prices, he told her "uhhhhh... I only got 8 bucks on me"
cool story bro...
years ago my boy & his homie went to SF to hit up market street cinema for my boys bday.
my boys homie is like "I got you, full service for your bday, have at it" ....stripper brings him upstairs, & knows dude is gonna cover him for his bday, so my homie goes in & fucks this stripper prostitute bitch & when they are done, dudes homie was gonna cover him, but dude is GONE.
got serviced while my boy was upstairs making love to a hooker, & smashed out back to San Jo & left my boy there.
needless to say the bouncers & the stripper bitch took him for everything he had. Dude was a broke-ass except for his $1000 watch & a couple 20's in his wallet.
Dude calls me COLLECT on my house phone at 3 am talkin bout "Yo, I am in SF, I am at peir 39, can you please come pick me up?"
daaaaaaamn, on your bday tho? I did what any good friend would & went & swooped him up. Dude was pissed cause his mom got him that watch in France. lol