Stoners Rejoice: Jack in the Box Introduces Munchie Madness to Late Night

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Feb 2, 2006
6,400
3,294
113
#1








Jack in the Box Introduces Munchie Madness to Late Night | High Times



Jack in the Box has jump on board the wacky-tobaccy bandwagon with the new Munchie Meal Menu.

The menu includes stoner yumyums like The Brunch Burger, a burger with a fried egg and hash brown draped across the patty; the Exploding Cheesy Chicken Sandwich, a fried chicken sandwich drenched in melted cheese sticks and cheese sauce; Loaded Chicken Nuggets, chicken nuggets "drowning" in two kind of cheese, ranch and the Stacked Grilled Cheese Burger, "sourdough grilled cheese on top, cheeseburger on the bottom," as the press release put it, adding, "Tuck into this tasty bunk bed."

Keith Guilbault, vice president of menu innovation at Jack in the Box, told USA Today's Bruce Horovitz that the new menu is "targeted at folks looking for indulgent treats." Horovitz says that includes "late-night shift workers and Millennials who get the munchies at odd hours."

Jack in the Box can spin it all they want, but we know exactly who they created this menu for, and we here at HIGH TIMES say, “Bravo, and hooray (channeling Doug Benson over here).”
 

Premo

Face Scrunched Lookn Rude
Aug 1, 2004
8,039
131
0
43
NASWIPP. A subdivision of IKSRTFO
#8
jack in the crack is like some ol drunk college kid shit

i cant even do it anymore pimp

like, how many tacos and bacon cheddar wedges can u wolf down in one lifetime before you finally stop and think to urself "these are made cheap as fuck and dont even taste good, i didnt get out of god damn 8th grade for this kind of shit"

at least the taco truck or baldos or summ thin

end ur night with some fuckin dignity and shit
 
Jun 5, 2004
21,357
22,471
0
37
#10
jack in the crack is like some ol drunk college kid shit

i cant even do it anymore pimp

like, how many tacos and bacon cheddar wedges can u wolf down in one lifetime before you finally stop and think to urself "these are made cheap as fuck and dont even taste good, i didnt get out of god damn 8th grade for this kind of shit"

at least the taco truck or baldos or summ thin

end ur night with some fuckin dignity and shit
Its still dumbass 18 tacos breh all day
 
Props: Premo

Premo

Face Scrunched Lookn Rude
Aug 1, 2004
8,039
131
0
43
NASWIPP. A subdivision of IKSRTFO
#12
look, stupid. if ur going to devolve a perfectly civillized conversation about the highs and lows of jack in the cracks latest attempt at capitalizing on high people with a low budget, into a "even tho it has nothing to do with what we're talking about, i would like to point out that the sports i like are better than the sports u like cuz i say so. that means i win and im better than you" kind of conversation, complete with pot shots and low blows might i add, then i guess we can do that. its all burger king. have it your mother fuckin way

cuz when ur NWO

ur NWO 4 LIIIIFE

its just.. too sweeet
 

DuceTheTruth

No Flexxin No Fakin
Apr 1, 2003
6,884
6,017
1
45
#14
look, stupid. if ur going to devolve a perfectly civillized conversation about the highs and lows of jack in the cracks latest attempt at capitalizing on high people with a low budget, into a "even tho it has nothing to do with what we're talking about, i would like to point out that the sports i like are better than the sports u like cuz i say so. that means i win and im better than you" kind of conversation, complete with pot shots and low blows might i add, then i guess we can do that. its all burger king. have it your mother fuckin way

cuz when ur NWO

ur NWO 4 LIIIIFE

its just.. too sweeet


Didnt McDonalds just do somethin similar? I know I seen the ad somewhere recently.

10 somethin years ago muthafuckas was gettin sued for "makin ppl fat"...I remember that shit.....Are we re-livin the 60's-70's again?

I'm all for it personally.

It's MY fuckin choice if I go to Taco Bell at 2 o clock in the morning and order 2 orders of the 12 pack tacos


"I need lots and lots of hot sauce maam"...thankyou
 
Props: Premo
Jun 5, 2004
21,357
22,471
0
37
#15
I was pissed when they took away the super size shit, it was sick cuz for like .35 cents more u can get super size and it was enough to split with somebody...

They didnt help anybody by doin that lol... Now fat ass kids aint gettin as full so they just order 4 apple pies and a mcflurry... And now places that used to do super size/xl drinks or fries just made the larges way bigger n still call it large. So now instead of a parent knowing its way too much for their kids cuz its called super size, they order a medium which used to be equal to a large