I went on a quick beer run now so I don't have to later and some dude tried to tell me he'd buy my food with his EBT card because he was trying to get a space bag (? drugs I'm guessing). I told him I was just getting beer and he kinda looked at me for a second all baffled and I said "they don't work for alcohol" and he was like "oh, oh yeah.. you're right" and walked away.
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