The first time I read that I thought he said "and I got parrots on my side. Try something stupid." and it was a lot funnier because I figured he was referring to himself as a pirate.
O wow, its hella funny u just said that cuz just last night i was chillin at a homegirls house and her mom has these loud ass birds n one of em is a parrot. Im sittin on the couch watching tv and outta nowhere it screams out, hella loud, in too $hort voice: "BEEEEITCH!!!!!".
the mom taught it that hella long ago and now she says she regrets doing it, i guess once the cops came knocking on the door for a domestic violence call she had to explain that her and her parrot were the only ones home and they were arguing.