Cops: Man doused neighbor with bucket of poop, urine

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Cops: Man doused neighbor with bucket of poop, urine - South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com



Here's a novel way of getting rid of unwanted visitors: Keep a load of crap near your door.

A woman called Fort Pierce cops afer a man, identified as Monax Alsaint, hit her back with an empty beer bottle, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

A responding cop and the women then went to Alsaint's apartment, where the 68-year-old man greeted the 35-year-old woman by hurling a bucket of poop and pee at her, covering her upper body, according to the report.

Yes, he dung her wrong, you might say.

Alsaint then tried to extend the cop the same crappy greeting, but the cop managed to jump out of the way, according to the report.

Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.
 
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Cops: Man doused neighbor with bucket of poop, urine - South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com



Here's a novel way of getting rid of unwanted visitors: Keep a load of crap near your door.

A woman called Fort Pierce cops afer a man, identified as Monax Alsaint, hit her back with an empty beer bottle, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

A responding cop and the women then went to Alsaint's apartment, where the 68-year-old man greeted the 35-year-old woman by hurling a bucket of poop and pee at her, covering her upper body, according to the report.

Yes, he dung her wrong, you might say.

Alsaint then tried to extend the cop the same crappy greeting, but the cop managed to jump out of the way, according to the report.

Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.
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