Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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I think I am still #medicated from last night. Feeling pretty sluggish even after 2-3 cups of coffee.
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Ne Obliviscaris
Let me lay some knowledge on you son. You're fucking up and blaming other people. You're not doing your pms correctly and saying that the asshole chiefs are out to get you. You say they don't like your drinking club and they are all douchebags. Thats the same fucking thing I've heard every fuckup on his way out of the navy say. Let me ask you this, how in the fuck did they know you have a "drinking club" unless you and your dumbass buddies are going around running your fucking mouths about it. I know your type you're the idiots that think its cool to flaunt the rules and brag about it. You're also the same ones that think the world is out to get you when you get your ass in trouble for being a fucktard. I know all this because I pulled the same shit. I got kicked out for being an idiot. You have no fucking idea how fucking easy you have it now. You have a job where you have to actually try to get fired. Wait till you hit the civilian world with me. Out here you have to try to keep your job. People get fired every day for way, way fucking less than the shit you're pulling. Right now you have people trying to help you be less of an idiot, which of course you're too much of an idiot to understand right now. Thats cool though you'll get it. You'll understand the first time you show up hungover for work, or late because of a flat and they fire your ass. Out here they they don't fucking care. " oh you got a wife and kids at home , that sucks, you're still fired, Right now all you have to do is the bare minimum and you'll keep your job and amazing benifits. You won't advance but you'll have a job for a few years. Then you can get out with nice clean DD-214 that employers will drool over. But thats too hard for you isn't it. You're too busy being a raging douchenozzle and expecting everyone to let you keep doing it. Just wait though, wait till you get that freedom you want so bad. Then you'll see. I know damn well you'll read this and blow it off. You'll probally make some smart ass remark and go back to being a dirt bag Doesn't matter though. At the end of the day the Navy is better off without you. For every moron that doesn't have sense enough to see how good a deal they have and what it means to wear that uniform theres 100 more waiting to take his spot who will. So keep fucking up. Hell grow a pair and do what I did. Tell the CO that you don't want to be in his navy anymore at mast. The navy will be all the better for giving you an oth and getting you out of the way for real sailors. But when get out you find yourself in a fucking job you hate don't try the same shit you are now, because no one is going to give a flying fuck. You'll still have bosses you hate. Only difference is they won't yell at you and hurt your precious little feelings, they'll just fire your sorry ass and have another cup of coffee. Sooner or later you'll get it through your thick fucking head that the chiefs weren't the problem, you were.
That's the blow breh... Do like I did and go to "the habit" and get a doucle cacon cheesecurger!!! I feel like a million bucks...
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