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ALL BOUT CHICKEN

ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
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Cut-Throat said:
cool story bro for the day...

drivin down the road, i slow down to turn into a drive thru liquor store place we got here. this dude is on my bumper and gestures towards me. i lobbed the bird to him and pulled in the driveway. as i come out, here comes this asianic guy and says "you know you brake light is out?" i say yep. the he said "why dont you say somethin". i kinda laughed but the roids kicked in and i hopped outta my car and very politely asked him if he had a problem. fuckin fob back pedaled real quick.sayin he just wanted to let me know so i can fix it.
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fucking stupid fobs, i have a similar cool story bro moment dating back to when my dreads started to lock in, about a year and a half ago. i went to seafood city with my mom, and i overhear some faggot fob dad say to his kids in tagalog "look at that guy. he doesn't even know what it's like to be filipino. and he has hair like a nigger." and i politely walk to him and say "just because i was born here, doesn't mean i cannot understand tagalog. i may not be able to speak it very well, but i can clearly understand what you said." so he gets all apologetic with that "sorry boss, it was just a joke..." and does the back pedal thing and walks away with his kids.

Nuttkase said:
You sure it wasn't ALL BOUT CHICKEN @ALL BOUT CHICKEN 's stalker Phil?
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speaking of philip...i just got back from playing football...and i get a text from him saying "go enjoy life with your punk ass friends, loser."
 
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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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#139,147
ALL BOUT CHICKEN said:
speaking of philip...i just got back from playing football...and i get a text from him saying "go enjoy life with your punk ass friends, loser."
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Does he ever respond back when you respond anymore? I know he used to but doesn't seem like he really does now which takes a lot of the fun out of fucking with him (no marty).
 
ALL BOUT CHICKEN

ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
#139,153
Feb 27, 2006
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#139,153
Nuttkase said:
Does he ever respond back when you respond anymore? I know he used to but doesn't seem like he really does now which takes a lot of the fun out of fucking with him (no marty).
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for example, to his most recent text, i replied "well, i'd rather have punk ass friends, than no friends -- and how would i be a loser when i actually have friends when you don't?" then he'll probably sit on that thought that realize he has absolutely zero friends and won't reply because he knows i'm correct.
 
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ALL BOUT CHICKEN

ALL BOUT CHICKEN

Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
#139,159
Feb 27, 2006
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i just got a text from this chick asking "you wanna meet up and smoke?"

and so i'm like, "yeah, i'm down...i'm just gonna shower, and we can meet up whenever."

so i get dressed, and i get a call from her asking "did you leave your house yet?"

and i say, "i'm about to leave now. are you gonna roll up now or you gonna do it when i get there? because i have some hash."

and she says "no, i don't have a blunt and i don't have any weed."

so i hang up on that bitch ya heard me...fuck what she talking about ya dig...
 
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