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SeriouslyThug

SeriouslyThug

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#261
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"Most Christians Deny


  • Evolution (it's just a theory!)
  • Allowing themselves to act or feel like an animal
  • Their children their own minds.
  • Having anything whatsoever to do with the Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, and Episcopalians
  • Muhammed
  • Gay people who are not members of clergy
  • Agreeing on one story and sticking to it
  • Stealing Pagan ideas
  • Killing and discriminating against followers of other religions.
  • Morgan Freeman, for making us realize he would make a pretty good God
  • Global Warming
  • Missing shots during church-league basketball games (I bet a Jew would've made that free-throw)
  • Making lists of things they don't believe in
  • Any TV Show, Movie, or Video Game that does not have Christian values
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BigDS.S.F.

Sicc OG
#265
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#265
I used to believe in Santa when I was young. All jokes aside though, I'm sure there was more than a mixture of elements that created life, but all the stories and rules that come with religion contradict common sense IMO.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a god, and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.. Does the world belong to no one but you. - the lobster from the Johnny depp movie where he's a journalist.
 
Remaq

Remaq

Sicc OG
#267
Dec 26, 2003
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RAVAGE said:
its all good ur saved bro, but get ur head outa ur ass and go join ah BIBLE forum and spreed ur bullshit there. The only thing I want saved is my cheinese food so I can grub later.
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People in Bible Study are not the ones needing to hear the Gospel. Most people on this site need to hear it and be saved. Do not be consumed with the things of the world for the world belongs to Satan. Turn away from the world and the things of the world and turn to Jesus Christ for he is the only way to the Father. #LPRF

Matthew 9:12

12 On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.
 
InfamousICON

InfamousICON

FTB
#274
Jan 29, 2005
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#274
Nuttkase said:
Jesus is kind of a jerk if you think about it. Dude all died for our sins and stuff right? But he didn't even stay dead. Three days later he was just like "lulz I'm back sinners!"
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and he keeps talking all this smack about "when I return again I'm gonna destroy the earth and only bring my homies with me to Heaven"

Jesus is an asshole
 
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RM211

RM211

Sicc OG
#279
Feb 10, 2006
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BigDS.S.F. said:
I used to believe in Santa when I was young. All jokes aside though, I'm sure there was more than a mixture of elements that created life, but all the stories and rules that come with religion contradict common sense IMO.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a god, and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.. Does the world belong to no one but you. - the lobster from the Johnny depp movie where he's a journalist.
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