Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine At Work

[Masked Lemon]

I'm a line cook, and this disgusts me.

I have never done or seen anyone fucking with the food where I work, and if I did, it would have to be for a good reason.

The worst I've ever done is deep fry someones food because they ordered it 2 mins before closing and I had already started cleaning the grill. I think it was a Philly and I just tossed the meat and veggies into the fryer, shit was greasy as fuck but there wasn't any nut in it or anything.


You fuckers are sick.

 

[MysticOracle]

 

[MysticOracle]

You fuckers are sick.

 

[savage]

Trying to read these cool stories bro, but pics too big and have to scroll over all of the time to read lol

 

[Theezy]

I used to work at Jack in the Crack back in the day when I was a teen.

We had a signal for when customers were being assholes to either the drive thru person or the front counter person. If a cust was being an asshole, whoever was up front would turn to us on the grill and clap twice and say "serve it up!" So we would different shit to fuck with their food. Nothing hella fucked up, but we would take the ketchup bottle and poke it into the top bun of the burger and fill the inside of the bread with ketchup. so that when you look at it, it looks completely normal but as soon as you bite into that bitch ketchup blasts out of the bun all over your mouth and usually onto your shirt. We had people come back numerous times with ketchup exploded all over their clothes n shit haha.

We would use melted butter too sometimes and put that into the bun. Fuckin nasty. u just get a mouth full of melted butter. haha

A couple times I did drop the customers meat onto the ground and then made the burger and gave it to em. But they had to be a REAAAAAAL dickhead for me to do that.

Bottom line:

DONT FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT MAKE YOUR FOOD