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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
Stoned fat bastard idea: Cook a corn dog, cut off the top, stuff slices of cheese between the cornbread and the dog, re-cover, wait for melting to occur, consume. Si or No, eses?
Sounds like a good idea but they already have corn dogs with cheese in them. The cheese is like in the "dog" though.

The fuck.
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
38,746
159,552
113
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at the welfare mall
When I was walking to work some old lady in a car stopped me to ask for directions to the highway. I gave them to her and then she was like "Here is a treat for you" and handed me a little packet that had a mini Kit Kat and some pamphlet about Jesus in it. I notice this and look up and she goes "Jesus love you young man" and for some reason I replied with "I love you too" back and she looked all baffled by it and drove away lol. I don't know why I said that, I was kind distracted but it was kinda funny. I gave the Kit Kat to a crack head a few blocks down. My mom said to never except candy from strangers.
 
Props: Mike Manson