Jobs you wouldn't do

[S.SAVAGE]

telemarketer and car salesmen

I've done both in my past.

....only 2 jobs I ever got fired from was both of those.

telemarketer: scheming the cash payout; our boss would flash 5, 100 dollar bills & be like "Next person to get me 4 sales gets this stack of 100's" (he looked like Gary Ganue)

I would call 4 friends, have them say they ordered ( the newspaper, this was when I was 16 ) & verify with a supervisor to be billed by the end of the month.
(paper bill, this was pre-internet)

I did that daily for 30 days & got cashed the fuck out, til the reports came in @ the end of the month & all the info was fake.

I got fired on Christmas eve. lol


Car sales: My piss test came back positive while I was test driving with a customer in the car. They told me to come back immediately. lol

 

[savage]

I tried the telemarketing gig as well. That didn't last long.

 

[Tony]

Clean doo doo from toilets.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

I feel you. I sold cars for 5 years. People either love the car game or hate it.

how many #scrapers sitting on 24s did you sell?

 

[Snakegang]

Nurse or doctor. Dealing with other peoples gross ass bodies. Not happenin.

 

[DFresh77]

Siccness moderator..

Sent from my SGH-T999

 

[beNz_NorCal]

rental car game.........not cool did that for a few years. dont no one give a shit that they hit your car. dont no one give a flying fuck about what you want to rent. its a rental, gets you from point a to b.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

since my first job at 13... ive done
*not in this order

dominoes flyer poster (those things you hate on your doorknob)
pizzamaker @ round table
telemarketer for the police athletic league
call center rep for 80 different companies at one call center
costco food demo rep
customer service for cellular one
shipping and recieving
cashier at kids r us
cell phone sales at best buy
shoe dept at nordstrom rack
shoveled gravel
revenue retention for cellular one (pleeeease dont cancel, i'll give you ******)
sold and shipped gourmet sausages
door to door newspaper sales
sold dope
assistant graphic designer
community service for several counties (court ordered)
warehouse QA (boring as hell, lasted 1 week)
Payroll Administration for a hospital (great fuckin job, downsizing sucks ass)
Ive done customer service for a few fortune 500 companies for over 10 years
the most recent being American Express and Visa.

and one thing Ive learned is that no matter what you do...you will end up hating your job at some point...there is no perfect profession.
even owing your own business is stressful as fuck

i know very few people that LOVE their jobs....maybe for the first year or 2...but after that its "just a job"

we all got bills to pay, and if it came down to it I wouldnt be too proud to get a job doing shitty work like In and Out or some shit...mind you i would have to be selling dope at the same time just to make end meets

because i dont see how anyone in cali can survive on $10 an hour if they have any significant bills like rent.mortgage, car note, etc

i think i know one person who has the job they always wanted and enjoy it about 75% of the time...but even that person complains


in reality, there is no "perfect" job.....unless your perfect job is to sit on your ass and collect unemployment while living with ya mama and smokin weed all day and waiting on ya next free check...but even that goes south after 6-9 months of boredom and feeling useless...

fact is....a job is a job...good luck in finding your dream profession that makes you happy every day.

if i had no food, no home and no job.....there are only a handful of things I wouldnt do for money

accepting a shitty job for low pay isnt one of them...beggars cant be choosers

 

[hipowered]

The Deli at the grocery store i work at fucking reeks at closing hours, i could never be around that.

Any job that doesn't let me casually listen to music while i work is unacceptable for me.

 

[phncke]

since my first job at 13... ive done
*not in this order

dominoes flyer poster (those things you hate on your doorknob)
pizzamaker @ round table
telemarketer for the police athletic league
call center rep for 80 different companies at one call center
costco food demo rep
customer service for cellular one
shipping and recieving
cashier at kids r us
cell phone sales at best buy
shoe dept at nordstrom rack
shoveled gravel
revenue retention for cellular one (pleeeease dont cancel, i'll give you ******)
sold and shipped gourmet sausages
door to door newspaper sales
sold dope
assistant graphic designer
community service for several counties (court ordered)
warehouse QA (boring as hell, lasted 1 week)
Payroll Administration for a hospital (great fuckin job, downsizing sucks ass)
Ive done customer service for a few fortune 500 companies for over 10 years
the most recent being American Express and Visa.

and one thing Ive learned is that no matter what you do...you will end up hating your job at some point...there is no perfect profession.
even owing your own business is stressful as fuck

i know very few people that LOVE their jobs....maybe for the first year or 2...but after that its "just a job"

we all got bills to pay, and if it came down to it I wouldnt be too proud to get a job doing shitty work like In and Out or some shit...mind you i would have to be selling dope at the same time just to make end meets

because i dont see how anyone in cali can survive on $10 an hour if they have any significant bills like rent.mortgage, car note, etc

i think i know one person who has the job they always wanted and enjoy it about 75% of the time...but even that person complains


in reality, there is no "perfect" job.....unless your perfect job is to sit on your ass and collect unemployment while living with ya mama and smokin weed all day and waiting on ya next free check...but even that goes south after 6-9 months of boredom and feeling useless...

fact is....a job is a job...good luck in finding your dream profession that makes you happy every day.

if i had no food, no home and no job.....there are only a handful of things I wouldnt do for money

accepting a shitty job for low pay isnt one of them...beggars cant be choosers

I dunno man... I fucking love my job. And I kno plenty of people who love their job. I'm just guessing the reason u don't like any job that you've had is cuz they all suck. There all shitty entry level bullshit jobs that don't pay well. Those jobs DO suck.
My lil brother for example just got hired onto Santa Rosa fire dept. they start him off at 70k+ working 10 days a month.
My cousin is a nurse n works 12 days a month and pulls 95k

I think my point is that if you invest time into honing your craft you will find yourself in a much more enjoyable position.

 

[Joey]

how many #scrapers sitting on 24s did you sell?

Not many. I worked at Nissan and Toyota. Most scrapers that ever ended up on the lot went to auction

 

[dalycity650]

baskin robbins- my second and possibly worst job ever! overworked and underpaid aint the business, mothfuckaz had me feeling like a paisa up in there lol

 

[Count_Slapula]

Fast food, fuck any job that pays the least and makes you stand in one place all day long.

 

[Sacsick]

I can make you a slap but anything else, not my job.

 

[Mixerr]

Siccness moderator..

Sent from my SGH-T999

I didn't know that siccness pays lol

in reality, there is no "perfect" job.....unless your perfect job is to sit on your ass and collect unemployment while living with ya mama and smokin weed all day and waiting on ya next free check...but even that goes south after 6-9 months of boredom and feeling useless...

My! How terribly relevant!

 

[DuceTheTruth]

At this point in my life I'd have to say sign twirler.

 

[Sacsick]

A PIG aka the 5-0

 

[Sacsick]

Also cutting grass, especially in the summer time. All that heat can make you feel like a slave.

 

[Sacsick]

And fuck working for somebody. Working for somebody usually means doing all the work while they get all they pay.

 

[DuceTheTruth]

Also cutting grass, especially in the summer time. All that heat can make you feel like a slave.

I vowed never to do that shit after having to do it for a work "detail" in the military


Im good