My old roommate Lil Spewn was like a human vacuum. It was insane how fast dude would eat. Like literally we'd make some burgers and mine would be done first, a good 10 mins or so before his, and he'd be finished with his before I was even half done mine.
my godbrother, who i've mentioned on here quite a few times, eat hella fast too. two weeks ago, i went to eat at some local burger joint with he and another one of my homies. anyways, we both get our orders first, and he gets his last. and my homie and i both order single patty cheeseburgers, and he orders at double burger, on a hoagie roll, and he finishes his burger and fries before me and my homie do. at that point, i wasn't even 1/2 way done with my burger yet.