Fucc u im drunk...
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Yes it was my first time. I think im hooked hahaha. Naw we were having a st pattys party last night and i couldnt resist posting a drunk rant on siccness. Just breaking the ice around here. Plan on being here for a minute. I love the sarcasm and cutting remarks on this board. Makes for some hilarious reads.
Sounds like it is actually fun out there....
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My uncles best friends cousin next door neighbor was Irish, or Iranian, or maybe indian...I dont know.something with an I, but he liked to drink a LOT, Im sure that he's drunk right now, and his name was Patrick. Every year he would drink a bottle of 151 and go play TAG blindfolded in rush hour traffic with his invisible friend, we would all watch and wait for him to get hit by a car. It was all fun and games until his invisible friend was killed by a muni bus being driven by a drunk asian transexual who was high on methamphetamine for 3 days. We had a funeral for him out by the barn, it was a pretty sad time indeed. The driver only was charged with involuntary manslaughter and received 6 months of house arrest and 14 years probation...we tried to prove it was a hate crime, but the Judge wasnt going for it.
Patrick liked fireworks too, that why he only had one hand, he blew one off while trying to light an m1000, he was drunk of course. Says he didnt feel a thing, and somehow he was able to still open those bottles of 151 using his hook hand they gave him a year later. It was odd meeting him for the first time, he always insisted we shake his claw and now his real hand, which only had 3 fingers left and looked liked something out of an episode of X-files.
I swear, that guy was the toughest midget I had ever met
So every St Patricks day I remember Patrick and his invisible friend
Thank you for sharing your recipe for intoxication on a gangster rap message board, your contribution is greatly appreciated. We are glad to hear that your evening of alcohol and marijuana went exceptionally well, and we hope that you are enjoying the wonderful celebrations taking place this weekend.
My uncles best friends cousin next door neighbor was Irish, or Iranian, or maybe indian...I dont know.something with an I, but he liked to drink a LOT, Im sure that he's drunk right now, and his name was Patrick. Every year he would drink a bottle of 151 and go play TAG blindfolded in rush hour traffic with his invisible friend, we would all watch and wait for him to get hit by a car. It was all fun and games until his invisible friend was killed by a muni bus being driven by a drunk asian transexual who was high on methamphetamine for 3 days. We had a funeral for him out by the barn, it was a pretty sad time indeed. The driver only was charged with involuntary manslaughter and received 6 months of house arrest and 14 years probation...we tried to prove it was a hate crime, but the Judge wasnt going for it.
Patrick liked fireworks too, that why he only had one hand, he blew one off while trying to light an m1000, he was drunk of course. Says he didnt feel a thing, and somehow he was able to still open those bottles of 151 using his hook hand they gave him a year later. It was odd meeting him for the first time, he always insisted we shake his claw and now his real hand, which only had 3 fingers left and looked liked something out of an episode of X-files.
I swear, that guy was the toughest midget I had ever met
So every St Patricks day I remember Patrick and his invisible friend