Hey Siccness, should Mac Jesus go see a doctor

[Mac Jesus]

So lately my digestive system has been hella out of wack. It all started after I ate at this small little Viet place here in Canada. The next morning I woke up and literally sharted myself. And Later that night I was pissing out of my asshole. My stomach ain't been the same since. I keep getting diarrhea like a motherfucker. I can't digest food properly. I'll be fine during the day but when that shit wants to come out it's hella liquid.

It's only been a few days like this but I'm kinda worried. What you think I should do guys.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Oh, also Pepto Bismal will make your shit turn black but it lightweight tastes like rootbeer.

 

[SeriouslyThug]

you didnt mention how long ago you ate.
it sounds like the average food poisoning , but if it has been going on for a while then you obviously should see a doctor.

 

[Mac Jesus]

It's been like 4 days or so now. but fuck a doctor. I'm canada.

 

[Ticktock]

Sounds like my normal Monday mornings after pounding liquor and eating hella greasy food all weekend.

 

[SouthernComfort]

I'm sorry, but you have a case of faggot stomach

 

[Mac Jesus]

I'll see you in the streets @BIGSBY , B @ballinnnn2010 , @cheeto , C @Chuco , @Chuy Savedra , @DFresh77 , F @Fucky McFuckerson , @Ne Obliviscaris , @Sacsick , @The Duke of Earl

 

[MaC A$$ ViC]

Put some sand in it

 

[doja14]

Just keep yourself hydrated and that shit will go away

 

[Sacsick]

Just eat some tacos u should be good

 

[jake921660]

unlike the majority of people on this website you get free healthcare. take advantage of it

 

[siccmadesyko]

black shit tastes like rootbeer?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Pepto bismal tastes like root beer but if you want to test out that black shit stuff I can hook you up with tons for hella cheap. PM me for paypal info.

 

[Mac Jesus]

so far 5 people voted for a doctor. Fuck that shit, I'm eating sand.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Just eat some tacos u should be good

tacos are what the doctor ordered, canuck-ese

 

[MysticOracle]

I'm sorry, but you have a case of faggot stomach

aka canadian gut

 

[R]

it sounds like you have a siccness

 

[The Duke of Earl]

Oh, also Pepto Bismal will make your shit turn black but it lightweight tastes like rootbeer.

you could have an ulcer , i know a black stool means you're digesting blood . but it could the pepto too.....isn't msg banned in Canada ? it could be the msg , people can be allergic to it ....just go see a fucking doctor

 

[JLMACN]

From what I understand, if you take Pepto Bismal and it "turns black" in your mouth or from your shits........your body is allergic to it.

You might of initially had some sort of food poisoning, but now it could be allergic reaction to Pepto Bismal.

Either way, go to the doctor.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

From what I understand, if you take Pepto Bismal and it "turns black" in your mouth or from your shits........your body is allergic to it.

You might of initially had some sort of food poisoning, but now it could be allergic reaction to Pepto Bismal.

Either way, go to the doctor.

this.

get yourself better, for Canadia's sake breh.